Smokin’ hot!

Smokin’ hot!

posted on 30 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Gabrielle Oase.
Found at Beijing Holiday Inn buffet.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Yeah, I like ’em crispy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Just put those DVDs into microwave for a bit, baby!”

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Wood fired perhaps

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

The female manager apparently found some magazines in the chefs locker…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Just some pix of my wife’s red-hot butt.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “flied lice”?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

I’ll take a doggy bag please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

None for me, thanks. I had wieners with r@pe salad for lunch.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I am an Asian, fried rice and hot chicks, what more can I ask for? That’s my kind of breakfast!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Holiday Inn has ALWAYS been like this.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

This is my kind of cookout!

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Takes “Eating Out” to a whole new level…

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Just right if you have a Deep Throat

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

I prefer raw porn.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Already saw this on the Spice Channel

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Hold the sauce!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Steamed cock is better

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

for some reason I want to imagine Will Smith saying “I just came in here for the rice…. but A’ITE!!!”

RT
RT
10 years ago

that’s it… i’ll make my own fried rice, with blackjack and hookers! y’kno what, screw the fried rice [/bender]

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

That will take thr wri of your truncheon.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

That will take the wrinkles out of your truncheon.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Exactly what a barbecue should’ve been for in the first place: not just for the meat of an animal, but also for the meat of a hot chick.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

xxx bbq

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Could you hold the bbq sauce? I prefer whipped cream…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
10 years ago

I think I love you more than the Japanese love barbequed porn

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
10 years ago

Meat?

Tom P
Tom P
10 years ago

Are you are new porn star?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Red-hot poker optional.

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
10 years ago

put my bowl right there…ohhhh yeah, riiiight THERE! that’s it!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

if it’s going to be that kind of a party I’m gonna stick my d!ck in the mashed potatoes

Bystander
Bystander
10 years ago

I prefer my porn sweet & sour.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

No thanks, Im on a porn-free diet

Jake
Jake
10 years ago

would you like Mild, Medium, Hot, Smokin Hot, InterRacial, Gay, or Bi with them fries?

Cahirr
Cahirr
10 years ago

I’ll take two… no, three please!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Can I have the cream of sum yung guy with that?

coffeebot
9 years ago

Yay. I can have my trayf and shiksa at the same time.

spitt
spitt
9 years ago

Comes in its own gravy.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

Steamy, spicy…. Oh… Honey, it’s not what it looks like…

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