Smokin’ hot!

Smokin’ hot!

posted on 30 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Gabrielle Oase.
Found at Beijing Holiday Inn buffet.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Yeah, I like ’em crispy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Just put those DVDs into microwave for a bit, baby!”

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Wood fired perhaps

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

The female manager apparently found some magazines in the chefs locker…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Just some pix of my wife’s red-hot butt.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “flied lice”?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

I’ll take a doggy bag please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

None for me, thanks. I had wieners with r@pe salad for lunch.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

I am an Asian, fried rice and hot chicks, what more can I ask for? That’s my kind of breakfast!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Holiday Inn has ALWAYS been like this.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

This is my kind of cookout!

PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

Takes “Eating Out” to a whole new level…

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Just right if you have a Deep Throat

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I prefer raw porn.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Already saw this on the Spice Channel

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Hold the sauce!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Steamed cock is better

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

for some reason I want to imagine Will Smith saying “I just came in here for the rice…. but A’ITE!!!”

RT
RT
8 years ago

that’s it… i’ll make my own fried rice, with blackjack and hookers! y’kno what, screw the fried rice [/bender]

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

That will take thr wri of your truncheon.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

That will take the wrinkles out of your truncheon.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Exactly what a barbecue should’ve been for in the first place: not just for the meat of an animal, but also for the meat of a hot chick.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

xxx bbq

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

Could you hold the bbq sauce? I prefer whipped cream…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

I think I love you more than the Japanese love barbequed porn

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
8 years ago

Meat?

Tom P
Tom P
8 years ago

Are you are new porn star?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Red-hot poker optional.

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
8 years ago

put my bowl right there…ohhhh yeah, riiiight THERE! that’s it!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

if it’s going to be that kind of a party I’m gonna stick my d!ck in the mashed potatoes

Bystander
Bystander
8 years ago

I prefer my porn sweet & sour.

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

No thanks, Im on a porn-free diet

Jake
Jake
8 years ago

would you like Mild, Medium, Hot, Smokin Hot, InterRacial, Gay, or Bi with them fries?

Cahirr
Cahirr
8 years ago

I’ll take two… no, three please!

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Can I have the cream of sum yung guy with that?

coffeebot
7 years ago

Yay. I can have my trayf and shiksa at the same time.

spitt
spitt
7 years ago

Comes in its own gravy.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

Steamy, spicy…. Oh… Honey, it’s not what it looks like…

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