Squeezed fresh daily…

What fine yellow and greens

Highly recommended for people with flawless skin.

Never seen before: square pimples!

Looks more like puke bisque

Add a pinch of basil and just a whiff of oregano… oh no, that is pimp le soup…

Must be one of the side products of ‘Healthy Baby’.

Just for teens.

I will never eat tofu again. Yikes.

Actually, it’s supposed to cure pimples… but I don’t know if you’re supposed to eat it or rub it on on your face.

I get goosebumps on reading this.
疙瘩湯 translates NOT to “Dough Drop Soup”, but to “Goosebumps Soup”

I wondered what that white stuff was.

Have it as an acnetizer.

Yep, an anti-appetizer.

With over 3000 items on the menu they’re desparate for new ideas for dishes……

Cream of Sebum Soup, special price!

Excuse me, what are the white stuff in the soup.

Freshly squeezed every morning.

Umm, its locally grown and freshly squeezed.

This is one of the worst rated Engrishes as of lately.

Granny’s in the cellar
Lordy, can’t you smell her
Cooking greasy biscuits on the stove
In her eye there is some matter
That keeps dripping in the batter
And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose
Down her nose, down her nose
She whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose
In her eye there is some matter
That keeps dripping in the batter
And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose

How ‘zit taste?

another fine product from Acne Soup Company