You’ll need the fresh linen after the Crispy colon…

You’ll need the fresh linen after the Crispy colon…

posted on 7 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Landsay C.
Menu found in Xiamen, China.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I hope it’s only slippery when wet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Today’s belly health fishing tip: The boat operator is legally responsible for keeping the beer cold.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

At least the colon is not slippery.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The last entry is Iron Man’s favorite dish

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The fishing tip wasn’t that useful and all I could catch was a belly dancer

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d like the Black Sabbath bean curd to go, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I got a Full House: slippery fish over chicken feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmm… colon, belly, gall… A taste of people!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The bean curd seems a bit stiff

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Crispy colon? I like chilli but not quite that hot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I’ll have the bean curd, and a pair of magnetic chopsticks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Flush toilet to vomit.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

The first entry is what you become after trying the rest of them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

…Waiter…! …This… Oh my god… My colon…!!!

br
br
10 years ago

But really, I don’t want my fresh linen to taste like pepper chicken.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

… be careful while eating , the fish might slip out of your plate

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Belly health fishing tip: Don’t get the hook stuck in your gut!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Jiangcu trotter: Yes, rumors that we use horse meat from American state fair race tracks are true!!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Can I substitute? Good, then I’ll have the Sichuan spicy bean with aluminum

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“I AM IRON CURD!”

V-Man
V-Man
10 years ago

A shunde far di fishlekh!

SilverRose
SilverRose
10 years ago

I’m anemic, but have a rotten stomach. Can I get a mild bean curd stuffed with iron instead? Please?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Is he alive or dead?
He has tofu in his head
Can he walk at all?
Chicken feet make him fall ♫

Classic Steve
10 years ago

After the linen item, I wonder if they mean a clothes iron.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your pepper fresh linen!

Toiletman
Toiletman
10 years ago

Crispy (fried) colon is a popular dish in China and Vietnam and is really delicious. It tastes like chicken skin.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Menu for Iron Man

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Is something fishy going on here?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When you biht into the Bean Curd, all your gold crowns belong to us.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

EDIT = bight

DLam
DLam
10 years ago

Oh, my! Since when have the genetic manipulators decided to cross mammals with vegetables? If cabbage have galls, then does cabbage galls pass for vegans?

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
10 years ago

Ginger had chicken feet, but Mary Ann had lovely trotters. Hint: avoid the lagoon.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

A sensible menu indeed, I’ll quite have the need for belly health after some spicy rusty goodness.

Take 2
Take 2
10 years ago

And here I thought crispy colon was always served Hunan style . . .

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Normally I would order the bean curd but I’m not feeling like a heavy meal.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

I’m suspicious of the item written in red; I’ll bet it’s a gambling cheat for poker mah jong: when you’re holding three of a kind,
shun–don’t bet on–the hand. The guy to your right is a slippery fish & has a card tile up his sleeve.

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

Does a Three of a Kind Shunde slippery fish beat a Royal Flush Shunde Slippery fish?

Cahirr
Cahirr
9 years ago

Be careful with that pig, you might slip again!

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