You’ll need the fresh linen after the Crispy colon…

You’ll need the fresh linen after the Crispy colon…

posted on 7 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Landsay C.
Menu found in Xiamen, China.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I hope it’s only slippery when wet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Today’s belly health fishing tip: The boat operator is legally responsible for keeping the beer cold.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

At least the colon is not slippery.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The last entry is Iron Man’s favorite dish

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The fishing tip wasn’t that useful and all I could catch was a belly dancer

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’d like the Black Sabbath bean curd to go, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I got a Full House: slippery fish over chicken feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Mmm… colon, belly, gall… A taste of people!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

The bean curd seems a bit stiff

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Crispy colon? I like chilli but not quite that hot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’ll have the bean curd, and a pair of magnetic chopsticks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Flush toilet to vomit.

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

The first entry is what you become after trying the rest of them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

…Waiter…! …This… Oh my god… My colon…!!!

br
br
8 years ago

But really, I don’t want my fresh linen to taste like pepper chicken.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

… be careful while eating , the fish might slip out of your plate

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Belly health fishing tip: Don’t get the hook stuck in your gut!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Jiangcu trotter: Yes, rumors that we use horse meat from American state fair race tracks are true!!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Can I substitute? Good, then I’ll have the Sichuan spicy bean with aluminum

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

“I AM IRON CURD!”

V-Man
V-Man
8 years ago

A shunde far di fishlekh!

SilverRose
SilverRose
8 years ago

I’m anemic, but have a rotten stomach. Can I get a mild bean curd stuffed with iron instead? Please?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Is he alive or dead?
He has tofu in his head
Can he walk at all?
Chicken feet make him fall ♫

Classic Steve
8 years ago

After the linen item, I wonder if they mean a clothes iron.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your pepper fresh linen!

Toiletman
Toiletman
8 years ago

Crispy (fried) colon is a popular dish in China and Vietnam and is really delicious. It tastes like chicken skin.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Menu for Iron Man

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Is something fishy going on here?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

When you biht into the Bean Curd, all your gold crowns belong to us.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

EDIT = bight

DLam
DLam
8 years ago

Oh, my! Since when have the genetic manipulators decided to cross mammals with vegetables? If cabbage have galls, then does cabbage galls pass for vegans?

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

Ginger had chicken feet, but Mary Ann had lovely trotters. Hint: avoid the lagoon.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

A sensible menu indeed, I’ll quite have the need for belly health after some spicy rusty goodness.

Take 2
Take 2
8 years ago

And here I thought crispy colon was always served Hunan style . . .

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Normally I would order the bean curd but I’m not feeling like a heavy meal.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

I’m suspicious of the item written in red; I’ll bet it’s a gambling cheat for poker mah jong: when you’re holding three of a kind,
shun–don’t bet on–the hand. The guy to your right is a slippery fish & has a card tile up his sleeve.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

Does a Three of a Kind Shunde slippery fish beat a Royal Flush Shunde Slippery fish?

Cahirr
Cahirr
8 years ago

Be careful with that pig, you might slip again!

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