Can I get that without Ted?

Can I get that without Ted?

posted on 21 Jul 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Macro-fish lens?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Luckily, ass does not belong to Ted.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

A donkey and a bear, what more can you ask for

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

After the beef mountain you’ll surely need the recuperation charcoal pebble…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The beef mountain not,
Yet the pebble pot;
Boiled rice with ass
Or ted mixtures….. with grass?

Well, it’s poetry when you’ve smoked enough grass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Asses to asses, dust to dust. Roast in pieces!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Hmmm! Boiled rice with ass. Come here, honey, and let me spread this sticky white Asian grain dish all over your silky butt.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

After eating the boiled rice with ass (or ted), you’ll need the full regimen of Recuperation Pebbles.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Marine products iron plate.” In my country we call them “ships”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’ll have the Rehab Beef. I’m on a low-ass diet.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Marine products? Is that the seafood version of meat by-products?

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Ah, the Koreans, masters in the fine art of macro fish-baking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ DrLex: Samsung?

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

mmmmmmmmm… sounds musky.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

I’d always wondered what had happened to that convention of Teds held in Seoul.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

What if I ask for Ted’s ass? Do I get a beef mountain instead?

larry/martha rippere
larry/martha rippere
8 years ago

roast meat kimchi beef. We say “you are in deep kimchi!” Same stuff???

RT
RT
8 years ago

Ass and Ted’s Not-So-Excellent Adventures

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Tell That to The Marines!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

None of our dishes cross the 50th parallel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Pectolatra: What you and Ted do in privacy is your business. 😛

PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

What a coincidence. Octopus Iron Plate is my Kung-Fu name.

Toiletman
Toiletman
8 years ago

I hope that does not refer to ted Bundy…

coffeebot
8 years ago

Try the automotive broth

b.
b.
8 years ago

Hey, Why’s the bathroom locked? Oh, that’s just Ted! He’s in there making fresh beef mountain!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Toiletman: I don’t think so. It’s a long time since Ted Bundy’s ass was in stir……….. fry. 😉

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Seafood green is … you don’t want to know. But pan fried with onions, it’s dee-lish!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Ted takes one for the team.

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

Mommy! Can I have a plate of Octopus Iron?

slipstick
slipstick
8 years ago

Can I get a beef mountain that HAS become pebble please?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Marine products broth. I think that means “fish soup”, but I’m suddenly back in the choke-‘n-puke at MCRD San Diego. Oorah.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Jeffrey Dahmer prefers the ted mixtures.

hpcharlie
hpcharlie
8 years ago

Marine products – I’m picturing the waiter bringing a plate of anchor, oil drum, old depth charge…

Valerie
Valerie
7 years ago

Damnit, Ted! I told you to stick with the group!

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