Honorlfic guest:

Honorlfic guest:

posted on 22 Jul 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Montgomery Lion.
Hotel sign in room in Jiayuguan, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Does the Wu Mao hotel have a red light.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

we welcome all crazies to pleasure us with their honorific presence.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Well, I recon they got a place for my Stetson there…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

They had me at “warm and fragrant”. I hate it when I get a cold craze-line.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Oh well, no thanks, I wlll never vlslt thls hotel ln my llfe

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Photo courtesy of Montgomery Lion? Are cartoon characters sending in pix now? Hmm. On further thought, Monty Lion is probably related to Monty Python. Guess it ain’t easy bein’ him!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

The hotel is named after the loud cries of joy one hears from other rooms during the night.

Dane
Dane
8 years ago

I’m honorled

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

That craze-line makes guests of this hotel truly honorlfic!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Terrlfic serviceitem, but does it include mental care?

Ageless
Ageless
8 years ago

What were the numbers again I have to press for the outside line?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
8 years ago

Yeehaw! My foot and health care could use a good bathing.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Let’s see…which foot should I bathe today?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Definitely a “love hotel”… a warm and fragrant one too.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

If you don’t have much money, you’ll get the cold and stinky craze-line.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Howdy to our Cowboy Outfit!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

They had me at “Howdy” !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I prefer being ‘Tenerific Guest’. Cheers!

Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

You had me at “Honorific Guest”. Priceless!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Do you have comb the hair?

Stuart
Stuart
8 years ago

Just call the craze-line.

b.
b.
8 years ago

Your gracious presence might be a tad too risqué for me!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Call me craze, but I like this place!

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

Howdy Pardner! Welcome y’all go into the Wu Mao Hotel!

Lezemotu
Lezemotu
8 years ago

Hello, is this the Wu Mao craze-line?
Yes, I’d like to enquire about your gracious presence.

slipstick
slipstick
8 years ago

Why is the crazy-line warm and fragrant?
So that when welcome go into, it romantic.

Victoria
Victoria
8 years ago

What else is worse inside this hotel????

GodJesus
GodJesus
8 years ago

I should ask, but I’d rather gracious presence.

Tharthan
Tharthan
8 years ago

Silly southern greeting.

notmrjohn
notmrjohn
5 years ago

I’ve heard about them recreational houses and them Chinese cowboys that hang out there. Wu wu! indeed.

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