I seem to have lost his trail…

I seem to have lost his trail…

posted on 2 Jul 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jessica Manack.
T-shirt found in Osaka, Japan.

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Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

From God: Time to shower boyfriend!

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Can’t find your boyfrend named God? Just follow your nose…

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Try praying to Saint Deodorus instead.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

A bar of soap and deodorant might help

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

He ran away because of his girlfrend’s many silly T-shirts.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

A little Summer’s Eve will clear that up nicely.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Comes with matching “Amen” panties.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

There is no “i” in your pungent boyfrend, I guess that means he has left and you are dumped.

SF
SF
8 years ago

“Hi dog” would be better in this context.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Smells like holy spirit.
It’s fun to lose and pretend….. Nevermind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You can get Early Pungent Tests in any drugstore.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Hold on, I’m gonna ask St. Valentine.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

My son, as I have told you many times, it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Mickeygreeneyes: And it’s Pam and Steve, not Pam and Eve. And it’s also not Pam, Pam, Pam and Steve. Or Pam, Pam, Eve and Steve. And definitely not Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Eve and Pam.
(I don’t like Pam!)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@ chris: Hmmm. All of those groups sound intriguing to me. And just to be clear, my comment was not intended as gay bashing, just a joke. And it took me THIS long, Chris, to get the Python connection! Yeah, I just decided to have some canned spiced ham for lunch. Thanks, pal!

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Sounds like someone drank too much “transformed water”.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@Mickeygreeneyes: I knew you weren’t gay bashing. Glad you got the Monty Python reference!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Hey God, you ain’t busy are you? Am I being too familiar? Is that thunderbolt a subtle hint?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Boyfrend? We don’t need no steeeenking boyfrend!

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

Boyfriend gets the hose again.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

Does your boyfriend stink? Pray to God for a new one!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

And God sayeth “he hath taken a shower and leaveth thou for a less odorouse one.”

RT
RT
8 years ago

“ask and ye shall receive!” [/God]
*boyfriend gets the runs, rushes to restroom*

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

God: Sorry I have no any pungent your boyfrend. What about an odorous my boyfiend?

Timo
Timo
8 years ago

Yeah, I guess you start this message “Hey God” because no one else understands it…

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@SF: Besides having poor taste in boyfriends, the girl is dyslexic… she meant to have her T-shirt made to say ‘Hi, Dog’.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

T shirt designed by God, with hidden support, for the uplifting of the fallen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ Chris: it’spam!

Hawkboy72
Hawkboy72
8 years ago

Something is about to happy…………………………especially when he takes a shower 🙂

A Pungent
A Pungent
8 years ago

Please stop stalking me.

A. Pungent

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

Hopefully your boyfrend has just stepped out to pick up some green…

GodJesus
GodJesus
8 years ago

Your boyfriend are a shower take and pungency exigence I lose. The sorry.

coffeebot
7 years ago

What “Dear God it’s Me” Margaret wears on casual Friday

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