I wouldn’t be where I am today without this

I just dispair

Binders are for losers.

Including the bestseller “How to be successful at failing”.

Self Un-help

No, thanks, I managed to do that without fancy folders for years!

Perfect for my failing office.

I believe that’s what I majored in at school. Can’t quite remember though.

I see that the earth is included in this section.

Aisle 3 at Bankruptcies -R- Us.

At least they admit they’re engrish is failing

Cool! I’m good at this.

Ummm…….. no, I’ll pass on this one…….

I wonder if they have “Failing for Dummies”?

Written by Edsel design team.

I wrote the book on this

Hmm, a lot of books about politics and economy.

How self-descriptive. Reminds me of that airport sign that read “Translation server error.”

If it fails totally, Planet Earth will fall on top of someone’s head…

It’s all Greek to me.

Yes, it’s very interesting that the Earth is in this section. Someone should place it in a hand basket, and relocate it to the Hell section.

Win, win, win; always win. So boring! I want excite feeling of failing. So success!

#CharlieSheen’sNewSitcom

It really means falling. If you climb up to get something off the top shelf, the whole bloody rack will fall on you.

Perfect Engrish on so many levels. Rated as “5”…

I’ll take the blue binder labeled “small business” and the red one labeled “marriage”.

For items that need to be stored in a Fai Ling cabinet.

Try “Gotta Have More Cow Bell 101” on the top shelf.

Handbook of the Failing Gung.

I just had to sign up for this new class at school, Failing. Sounded like something I can really master, you know?

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Failing

@TheUnknown: Oh, the irony…