My friends like to stare…

My friends like to stare…

posted on 30 Jul 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Bill Hickey.
T-shirt found in Gifu, Japan. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

More like leery eyes

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

A t-shirt you can’t trust.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Half asleep? What’s the other half doing?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m not staring at your chest. It is staring at me.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

My beady eyes glitter in the sockets of my fleshless skull. MMMHAA
HAAAH HAA HAAAH!!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Warning: this T-shirt may induce sleepwalking.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Awww you’re so cute when you’re leering

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

A T-shirt celebrating the the various qualities of hamsters?

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
10 years ago

sounds like my last boyfriend

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t get out of bead today.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Yeah, I’m bustling with activity – even though I’m half asleep.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

I only have friends with beady eyes. So, if your eyes are cubical, GTFO.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Beady eyes bustling with activity? That explains the rattling noises in your head.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

@Sparky. The half that isn’t sleeping is bustling with activity, but it’s doing a half-assed job.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I vote for the hamster theory. Only “dreamlike” does not really fit. Never seen a dreamlike hamster.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

An active bustle will win you many loving friends.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Approved by the hamster next to the Engrish.com logo, may her eyes be forever as beady as her necklace. Heavens!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Must be a phys ed shirt from one on those “alternative education” schools.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I went to the rival college of Sweaty Palms since I couldn’t handle the pace of Beady Eyes.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Don’t sit there dreamlike and half-asleep, put some hustle in your bustle !

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

Hello 911? My shirt is stalking me!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

GIVE HIM A THOUSSAND LASHES Mr. cHRISTIAN!

“Good God Captain! What would I do with a thousand lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.”

olog-hai
olog-hai
9 years ago

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now . . .

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