My friends like to stare…

My friends like to stare…

posted on 30 Jul 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Bill Hickey.
T-shirt found in Gifu, Japan. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

More like leery eyes

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

A t-shirt you can’t trust.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Half asleep? What’s the other half doing?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’m not staring at your chest. It is staring at me.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

My beady eyes glitter in the sockets of my fleshless skull. MMMHAA
HAAAH HAA HAAAH!!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Warning: this T-shirt may induce sleepwalking.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Awww you’re so cute when you’re leering

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
8 years ago

A T-shirt celebrating the the various qualities of hamsters?

SparklyBoof
SparklyBoof
8 years ago

sounds like my last boyfriend

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Don’t get out of bead today.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Yeah, I’m bustling with activity – even though I’m half asleep.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I only have friends with beady eyes. So, if your eyes are cubical, GTFO.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Beady eyes bustling with activity? That explains the rattling noises in your head.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

@Sparky. The half that isn’t sleeping is bustling with activity, but it’s doing a half-assed job.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I vote for the hamster theory. Only “dreamlike” does not really fit. Never seen a dreamlike hamster.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

An active bustle will win you many loving friends.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Approved by the hamster next to the Engrish.com logo, may her eyes be forever as beady as her necklace. Heavens!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Must be a phys ed shirt from one on those “alternative education” schools.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

I went to the rival college of Sweaty Palms since I couldn’t handle the pace of Beady Eyes.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Don’t sit there dreamlike and half-asleep, put some hustle in your bustle !

DanT
DanT
8 years ago

Hello 911? My shirt is stalking me!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

GIVE HIM A THOUSSAND LASHES Mr. cHRISTIAN!

“Good God Captain! What would I do with a thousand lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.”

olog-hai
olog-hai
8 years ago

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now . . .

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