Smoking is evil

Smoking is evil

posted on 11 Jul 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Deng.
Found in Suzhou, China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

…and clean your room.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

… and no hullabaloo.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Hilary must have missed this one

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

…brought to you by communist China…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Farting is the number one public evil

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

*Reverse order for the axis of evil

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Don’t you worry your pretty litlle head about THAT, sweetie, ’cause I do it REAL good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Front entrance to Doctor Sinister’s Secret Hidden Laboratory.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Welcome to the Department of Nice.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Only pleasant

SF
SF
8 years ago

Is it the entrance to Baidu, the Chinese Google?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

If only my dad had seen this when he was a kid.
— Scott Evil

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

What an evil day- I got nothing done!

Gtancx
Gtancx
8 years ago

Do something neutral..

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

Live no evil.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice entrance…

James_G
James_G
8 years ago

“Do be good, don’t be bad”

(thank you baked potato)

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’ll do everything non-smoking I can.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

@Inspect Her Gadget: coming soon to Socialist America as well.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Now world problems all solved.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Gtancx: Move to Switzerland. 😉

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Or else you’ll get nothing from Santa this Christmas.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Be Nice

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Shouldn’t there be three monkeys sitting by this sign with their hands over their eyes, ears, and mouth?

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Ben: And smoking! Everyone loves a smoking monkey!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

We have a strict no-evil policy round here.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Okay, lets get these rules down….: No Smoking, No Drinking, No Loitering, Stay off the Grass, No Swearing, No Drugs, Don’t get on the rides if you’re Pregnant, Do not use the Lord’s Name in Vain, Honor your Father and Mother, Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, Thou Shalt Not Steal, No Lying, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s.. ya know what? This is getting pretty complicated. How about “Do… Read more »

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Ok, you have all rights to INHALE tobacco smoke, but please do not EXHALE it and pollute the air.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@Nonesuch Ned: You haven’t seen my neighbor’s ass.

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thou shalt not do anything.

fantomaster
fantomaster
8 years ago

… and pretend to be Google.

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

Except Judy.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Why write ten commandments when two will suffice?

RT
RT
8 years ago

*reads sign*
*puts away supervillian costume*
*pulls out superman cape*

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Brought to you by the Mary Sue Foundation.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

And that goes for your little dog too!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Everything evil is good form.

slipstick
slipstick
8 years ago

Whenever you are doing nothing, do it Evil.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

But nothing is something, and something is part of everything…

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

the simple rules of life. They make it sound easy.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

And then the fire nation attacked.

Myself
3 years ago

Gee, that’s generic as hell.

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