Smoking is evil

…and clean your room.

… and no hullabaloo.

Hilary must have missed this one

…brought to you by communist China…

Farting is the number one public evil

*Reverse order for the axis of evil

Don’t you worry your pretty litlle head about THAT, sweetie, ’cause I do it REAL good!

Front entrance to Doctor Sinister’s Secret Hidden Laboratory.

Welcome to the Department of Nice.

Only pleasant

Is it the entrance to Baidu, the Chinese Google?

If only my dad had seen this when he was a kid.
— Scott Evil

What an evil day- I got nothing done!

Do something neutral..

Live no evil.

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice entrance…

“Do be good, don’t be bad”

(thank you baked potato)

I’ll do everything non-smoking I can.

@Inspect Her Gadget: coming soon to Socialist America as well.

Now world problems all solved.

@Gtancx: Move to Switzerland. 😉

Or else you’ll get nothing from Santa this Christmas.

Be Nice

Shouldn’t there be three monkeys sitting by this sign with their hands over their eyes, ears, and mouth?

@ Ben: And smoking! Everyone loves a smoking monkey!

We have a strict no-evil policy round here.

Okay, lets get these rules down….: No Smoking, No Drinking, No Loitering, Stay off the Grass, No Swearing, No Drugs, Don’t get on the rides if you’re Pregnant, Do not use the Lord’s Name in Vain, Honor your Father and Mother, Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, Thou Shalt Not Steal, No Lying, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s.. ya know what? This is getting pretty complicated. How about “Do… Read more »

Ok, you have all rights to INHALE tobacco smoke, but please do not EXHALE it and pollute the air.

@Nonesuch Ned: You haven’t seen my neighbor’s ass.

Thou shalt not do anything.

… and pretend to be Google.

Except Judy.

Why write ten commandments when two will suffice?

*reads sign*
*puts away supervillian costume*
*pulls out superman cape*

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And that goes for your little dog too!

Everything evil is good form.

Whenever you are doing nothing, do it Evil.

But nothing is something, and something is part of everything…

the simple rules of life. They make it sound easy.

And then the fire nation attacked.

Gee, that’s generic as hell.