Tastes bitter…

Tastes bitter…

posted on 8 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
 Menu found in Xi’an, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Nasty bad ass fruit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ew, dew!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Now I know why orange juice always gives me acid indigestion and stomach cramps.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Let’s stop cruelty towards fruit and drink dew dew (!!)

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Waitress, one glass of painapple- I mean pineapple juice please…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Oh no! Taking their forests wasn’t bad enough, now they’re juicing those poor apes!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

A blend of bloodstained tomatoes, disappointed lemons, bitterly sectarian oranges and castrated bananas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Cruel fruit juice- orange whip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

One Tea
Two Tea
Green Tea
Red Tea

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

How do you want your juice? Whipped or squeezed? Maybe thrown in a blender and hacked to pieces?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Cruel Fruit Juice, it’s got you coming and going.

coffeebot
8 years ago

How do I know Steve Martin didn’t have something to do with this?

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

It comes with a free fly. The fly is mandatory.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

“So, Mr. Bing, let’s talk about what you do do.”

“What I do do?”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Droll not Troll:

At least they are only making small glasses of orang juice — probably due to their status as endangered species.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The fruit juice is cruel because it makes you dew dew.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The cruel juice must be prune juice.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I wonder if sugar will make things easy here.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Apricot is the cruelest fruit, breeding
Lychees out of the dead land, mixing
Mulberry and desire, stirring
Dull rutabegas with spring rain.

emily
emily
8 years ago

Needless to say, there is no passion fruit in cruel fruit juice.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
8 years ago

Orang juice… that wouldn’t that be U-Tang would it.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

Dew the Dew!

Dew Dew!

that guy
that guy
8 years ago

Cruel fruit juice = Fresca

Little Steven
Little Steven
8 years ago

I will gather no more of your bitter fruit!

coffeebot
7 years ago

So mean it made durian cry.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

I dunno, the dew dew seems worse.

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