Tastes bitter…

Tastes bitter…

posted on 8 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
 Menu found in Xi’an, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Nasty bad ass fruit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ew, dew!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Now I know why orange juice always gives me acid indigestion and stomach cramps.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Let’s stop cruelty towards fruit and drink dew dew (!!)

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Waitress, one glass of painapple- I mean pineapple juice please…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Oh no! Taking their forests wasn’t bad enough, now they’re juicing those poor apes!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

A blend of bloodstained tomatoes, disappointed lemons, bitterly sectarian oranges and castrated bananas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Cruel fruit juice- orange whip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

One Tea
Two Tea
Green Tea
Red Tea

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

How do you want your juice? Whipped or squeezed? Maybe thrown in a blender and hacked to pieces?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Cruel Fruit Juice, it’s got you coming and going.

coffeebot
10 years ago

How do I know Steve Martin didn’t have something to do with this?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

It comes with a free fly. The fly is mandatory.

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

“So, Mr. Bing, let’s talk about what you do do.”

“What I do do?”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Droll not Troll:

At least they are only making small glasses of orang juice — probably due to their status as endangered species.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The fruit juice is cruel because it makes you dew dew.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The cruel juice must be prune juice.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

I wonder if sugar will make things easy here.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Apricot is the cruelest fruit, breeding
Lychees out of the dead land, mixing
Mulberry and desire, stirring
Dull rutabegas with spring rain.

emily
emily
10 years ago

Needless to say, there is no passion fruit in cruel fruit juice.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

Orang juice… that wouldn’t that be U-Tang would it.

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

Dew the Dew!

Dew Dew!

that guy
that guy
10 years ago

Cruel fruit juice = Fresca

Little Steven
Little Steven
10 years ago

I will gather no more of your bitter fruit!

coffeebot
9 years ago

So mean it made durian cry.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

I dunno, the dew dew seems worse.

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