Their Sumatra dark roast is to die for…

Their Sumatra dark roast is to die for…

posted on 14 Jul 2012 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Gregg Porter.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: 9 out of 10 japanese housewives can’t tell the difference between coffee and a coffin.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Or perhaps a lottery

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Where are those times when funerals were absolutely caffeine-free…

SF
SF
8 years ago

Zombeans.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Die Hard With a Cappuccino

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Right next to the tea toumb.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

There’s a sign in the back that lists the number of days since someone died of caffeine overdose – zero!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Do gravediggers get their coffee among the burial grounds?

coffeebot
8 years ago

Mmmm, casket is too big, I’ll just take an urn

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Home of Funeral Bear.
Owner: J.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

‘For grounds you are, and unto grounds you shall return.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’ll have a cappuccino with a shot, two stab wounds and a ligature mark.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

It’s over already! No coffee, new caffeine-free world!!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Burried in hallowed grounds.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Ah, Cara Mia, you see I was right when I said this would be the perfect name for our new business venture.

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

We replaced the coffee urn in this restaurant with a cremation urn filled with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if they can tell the difference…

RT
RT
8 years ago

we are gathered here today to mourn our dear brother, Folgers…

Ducky
Ducky
8 years ago

Good to the last… *gghrlglrg*… (drop)

Bob T
Bob T
8 years ago

If my wife poisons my coffee do I have grounds for divorce?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

If the coffee gasket on your espresso machine fails, it’ll cost a lot to fix.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

For when you’re feeling dead in the morning.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Will that be sugar or cremation?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Serice conducted by The Latte Day Saints.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Service! damn! Service.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Frank Burns: Shouldn’t that be the tea urn?

Dawn
Dawn
8 years ago

They clearly took part of the Turkish proverb a bit too seriously:

“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

A tisket, a tasket, a red and yellow casket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If I see froth on top of the casket, I’m outta here!

Repetitious
8 years ago

Vampires are everywhere, they’ve got their own coffee shops.

craig
craig
8 years ago

Coffee to go!

TwilightSparkle
TwilightSparkle
6 years ago

Well, it seems the brother of Sofas and Quills’s proprietor opened this one up.

zankhana
zankhana
2 years ago

What would Winston Churchill do if he were alive today?
Probably start screaming and clawing at the coffin lid!

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