Will that be molar or bicuspid?

Will that be molar or bicuspid?

posted on 16 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jeppe.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

After eating My Grandma’s Fish, I ended the meal with a Bad Cavity.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Bad cavity and my grandma’s fish. Gee, I can’t think of any perverted jokes to make from that combination!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Coming soon:
Finding Nemo 2: Nemo in Hangzhou province.
Including a thrilling restaurant escape scene.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Is grandpa’s a jelly head?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

What, they want me to pay for a pain?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Would you care for a dessert, Sir?
– Yes. A dentist, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The Bad Cavity will only be served between 12 noon and tooth-hurty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I always wondered why Grandma smelled like that.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Don’t worry, my grandma’s fish is guaranteed fresh. She stores it in her bad cavity.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Bad dentist included ?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Bad Cavity! I wonder how sugary it must be.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Apparently someone in China has grown some asparagus that looks just lettuce! Or maybe it really is lettuce…

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Correction: looks just like lettuce. I’ve been making a lot of my own Engrish lately.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Jellyfish have heads now? Or do they, um, give it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is Bad Cavity better than Good Cavity?

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Jelly Fish Heads,
Eat them up! Yum!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Grandma started on a small scale, now look!

Freebie: Two parrots were sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”

James
James
8 years ago

Don’t worry, grandma didn’t like bubbles the moment he came home from the pet store.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Mixed Metaphors, Hangzhou Style

Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Waiter! This entire menu is in Engrish!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Jokes about women and fish are very indelicate, and I will not do them here.P)

RT
RT
8 years ago

grandma, i’m really sorry to inform you that your pet fish passed away. on a side note, would you like to try the baked fish fillet i just made?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Sparky: The freebie took me a few seconds, then I LOL’d!
Another freebie: There are 2 fish in a tank. One says to the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Sparky. Like the knife said to the spoon. “Let’s get the fork outta here!”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

I thought the pickled goose was strange. I didn’t know about Hangzhou styles.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

There was a pickled Goose,
That had a pickled Gander,
And they all lived together,
With a pickled perving Panda.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Fish head,
fish head,
jelly, jelly fish head…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

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garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

The bad cavity explodes the pickled goose

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

One more coming :p
The apsaragus lettuce fries the boiled pork

Sateev
Sateev
8 years ago

Grandma called – she said she *had* a Haddock…

Tharthan
Tharthan
7 years ago

@Maron That only rhymes if you have a non-rhotic accent.

「Bacterial Contamination」
「Bacterial Contamination」
7 years ago

I din’t know jellyfish had heads…

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

Well it’s that or My Grandma’s Fish

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