Will that be molar or bicuspid?

Will that be molar or bicuspid?

posted on 16 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jeppe.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

After eating My Grandma’s Fish, I ended the meal with a Bad Cavity.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Bad cavity and my grandma’s fish. Gee, I can’t think of any perverted jokes to make from that combination!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Coming soon:
Finding Nemo 2: Nemo in Hangzhou province.
Including a thrilling restaurant escape scene.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Is grandpa’s a jelly head?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What, they want me to pay for a pain?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Would you care for a dessert, Sir?
– Yes. A dentist, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Bad Cavity will only be served between 12 noon and tooth-hurty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I always wondered why Grandma smelled like that.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Don’t worry, my grandma’s fish is guaranteed fresh. She stores it in her bad cavity.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Bad dentist included ?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Bad Cavity! I wonder how sugary it must be.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Apparently someone in China has grown some asparagus that looks just lettuce! Or maybe it really is lettuce…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Correction: looks just like lettuce. I’ve been making a lot of my own Engrish lately.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Jellyfish have heads now? Or do they, um, give it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is Bad Cavity better than Good Cavity?

DECMATH
DECMATH
10 years ago

Jelly Fish Heads,
Eat them up! Yum!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Grandma started on a small scale, now look!

Freebie: Two parrots were sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”

James
James
10 years ago

Don’t worry, grandma didn’t like bubbles the moment he came home from the pet store.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Mixed Metaphors, Hangzhou Style

Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Waiter! This entire menu is in Engrish!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Jokes about women and fish are very indelicate, and I will not do them here.P)

RT
RT
10 years ago

grandma, i’m really sorry to inform you that your pet fish passed away. on a side note, would you like to try the baked fish fillet i just made?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Sparky: The freebie took me a few seconds, then I LOL’d!
Another freebie: There are 2 fish in a tank. One says to the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Sparky. Like the knife said to the spoon. “Let’s get the fork outta here!”

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

I thought the pickled goose was strange. I didn’t know about Hangzhou styles.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

There was a pickled Goose,
That had a pickled Gander,
And they all lived together,
With a pickled perving Panda.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Fish head,
fish head,
jelly, jelly fish head…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

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garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

The bad cavity explodes the pickled goose

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

One more coming :p
The apsaragus lettuce fries the boiled pork

Sateev
Sateev
10 years ago

Grandma called – she said she *had* a Haddock…

Tharthan
Tharthan
9 years ago

@Maron That only rhymes if you have a non-rhotic accent.

「Bacterial Contamination」
「Bacterial Contamination」
9 years ago

I din’t know jellyfish had heads…

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

Well it’s that or My Grandma’s Fish

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