You smell like you need some green

You smell like you need some green

posted on 4 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I’m just going to the garden to freshen up…

Photo courtesy of djmix.
Sign spotted in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Careful not to tread on it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This message brought to you by the Kryptonite Mining Association.

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

Don’t get fresh with Daisy.

SF
SF
8 years ago

That cut of ham looks fresh.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

….. and pink makes you flesh.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Being green with envy doesn’t make me feel fresh at all.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Just the right thing for boyfriend a pungent – wherever he is.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Of course . . . because Red makes you rot.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

You certainly wouldn’t say that to Hulk’s face.

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

Black makes you proud
Red makes you injured

coffeebot
8 years ago

Plant! The Freshmaker!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Unless you eat ten chili dogs and then ride the roller coaster. Then green is a warning to other riders that they’re about to be NOT as fresh!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Sorry Kermit. It is eerie being green.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Thumb down this comment… see if I care.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Thats the international symbol for “No Italian flowers.”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Brown undoes all the nice freshening

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Plaid makes you indecisive.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Rainbow makes you….well you know.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Just put a pinch between your cheeks.

Pass the dutchy
Pass the dutchy
8 years ago

Green makes you fresh…
They smoked the green stuff?

eaf27
eaf27
8 years ago

so that’s why i pinched her butt after i ate the salad. sure mister blame it on the green.

coffeebot
8 years ago

…back when it was called Massengreen

Myself
3 years ago

Good thing I live in Oregon, where it’s legal.

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