Always worked for squirrels…

Always worked for squirrels…

posted on 29 Aug 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jessica Bauldry.
T-shirt found in teenage girls’ section of dept. store in Vietnam. 

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krysto4
krysto4
9 years ago

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Hahahahahaha, I. Want. This. Shirt!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Wont this just remind the teenage girls that they can’t be happy?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Nut sack, hmm I think they call that a scrotum

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I can’t remember what I just forgot…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

That’s Engrish in a nutsack, Better than nutshell.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Are they saying that you need metaphorical balls to learn how to
ride a bike, which will make you happy.

Anyway, I eagerly await the authors coming additions to his theory….

Hirayuki
Hirayuki
9 years ago

– Random Pithy Quote From “That Pink Girl” Blog Here –

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

My own theory says you have your nut sack more or less your entire life. Except if a bike accident is about to happy. Or if you’re a woman of the opposite sex, of course.

Tommy
Tommy
9 years ago

A bike is a terrible place to have a nutsack. Mine is always getting caught on the bars and rubbing against the seat. In other areas of life it brings me happiness. If you don’t have a nutsack of your own, I’ll let you hold on to mine for a while. Just remember, don’t….

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Sometimes I think it would be better not having a nut sack on the bike!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

At least it didn’t say ‘in other areas on the body’…

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
9 years ago

Isn’t that the theme of the GOP convention this year?

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

True, just look at Lance Armstrong!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Author of this text is definitely one of those Nuts Guys who sell underwear.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Happiness is a warm….. nutsack?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I remember when bikes had a leather pouch hanging under the back of the seat but I though that was a tool pouch. Which is even more disturbing, come to think of it.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

Girls, get married with a male cyclist as soon as you can!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

Jessica Bauldry, please go to the adult women section of this dept store so we can see a t-shirt with more of this theory!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

Don’t say nutsack in front of grandma.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Scrotal neuropathy FTW!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

This theory, like any other, should be subjected to rigorous testes. It’s the scientific method.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

The secret to happiness is actually when someone else has your nutsack

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

Boyfriend: now called nutsack in Vietnam…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Surprise . . . . Perfectly written Engrish. NO grammatical and spelling error AT ALL . . . anybody?

Darth Na'vi
9 years ago

5+ rating. There is NO WAY I could have written this, as a “native En speaker”. Speechless at its “your own nut sack. On a bike anyway…”

I mean, I’m sorry, but, do I KNOW you??????????????

pijo
pijo
9 years ago

I need to know more about your theory, how can having own nut sack make you happy? If you mean “that” nut sack, what about female human?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

There is no other way to put it, the guy who wrote this is nuts.

Julia
Julia
9 years ago

Oh, great. You’ve just given me nut sack envy. (On the bike anyway.)

Signed, A Woman

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

aw, Hirayuki kind of ruined it by revealing that it had a non-engrish source, but it is still an engrishy thing to take a random non-sequitur quote and put it on a shirt without any context. Still, you gotta believe this blogger is having the laugh of a lifetime knowing her random little soundbite was taken off the net and put on a t-shirt on the other side of the world.
http://www.thatpinkgirl.com/2012/05/shiner-gasp.html

demondude777
demondude777
9 years ago

Move over penis envy…theres a new envy on the block!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

All true. But get one without a varicocele if you can.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

I think the shirt is advertising truck nutz for bicyclists. Sounds like they’re considering expanding the line to other types of vehicles, maybe unicycles and pogo sticks. More on that theory later.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Yes. I AM happy.

RT
RT
9 years ago

who needs the power of the schwarz when you have spaceballs?

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Actually, having a nutsack while riding a bike can be quite…. cumbersome

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Yes. My nut sack is very handy, when I need to ride the local bike.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

The non-adult Engrish seems to get a little less non-adult every day…

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Bikes: Strong enough for a man, but made for a women.

(I wonder if enough people will still get the old deodorant ad reference?)

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@Lora.

I like the spoof ad.

Customer: I’d like some deoderant.

Sales assistant: Ball or stick type sir?

Customer: No! Just for under the arms.

RT
RT
9 years ago

did you know i am riding this bike backwards? HYAH!

Gtancx
Gtancx
9 years ago

I sincerely hope that more on this theory is going to be written on a pair of long johns..

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

And don’t go giving rides to strange nut-sacks

Manana
Manana
9 years ago

One ziplock baggie, put some peanuts in, and you have a nutsack for girl! Happy happiness ladies!

slickjones34
slickjones34
9 years ago

the secret to unhappiness….. dare i say…… is a vagina?!

Lalenya
Lalenya
9 years ago

For the squirrelly girlie!

Lalenya
Lalenya
9 years ago

Nutsacks: for the squirrelly girlie!

Mick
Mick
9 years ago

I wonder what this would say if it wasn’t a girls t-shirt…

Phillip Dye
Phillip Dye
9 years ago

Who knew nut sacks came in plaid?

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