Comes with rancid tea

Comes with rancid tea

posted on 2 Aug 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Sorry, it was just the waiter

Photo courtesy of Chris Palkovacs.
Menu spotted in Myanmar. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I just want to puke with this.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Stinks which ever way you want

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Don’t get the Poo Poo Platter.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Could I get that with disgusting stench instead of offensive odor? And a diet coke, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Can I have squid with ordinary ink instead of st-ink?

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Sorry, our fridge broke down about a month ago…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The squid ran out of under-tentacle deodorant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s Nose Holdin’ Good.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Putrescence : It’s what’s for dinner.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

No offense taken. Nothing a deodorant and a lighter can’t fix.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Our squid is guaranteed to have been rotting for at least five days in plain sunlight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

What did you expect from a place that paints it’s menu on the side of a dumpster?O

SF
SF
8 years ago

I’ll have durian for dessert.

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

At least it’s truthful. I wonder if there’s a sign outside asking people to please vote for the Oppressive Despot Party candidate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Waiter! There’s too much squid in my odor!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

All guests in unison:
”Squid, squid, squid, odor and squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid…”

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

His face
Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh and OMG
Squid smelled so nice
Burma-Shave

(You have to think about this. Hint: Burma)

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Truth in advertising laws have come to Myanmar.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Jingle bells, some squid smells, a hundred miles away…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Offense accepted!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Would you like some wilted shrimp chips with that?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

We’ll charge you extra if you say we should be sorry.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Anyone want to take a crack at a re-translation? (It’s Thai, right? Burmese script looks like a string of soap bubbles.)

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

First we tear gas you, then you eat. It’s the Burmese way.

Dale
Dale
8 years ago

“I hate to be difficult, but do you suppose that the chef could go light on the offensive odor? I’m on a low-odor diet.”

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

This is taking truth in advertising a little too far…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Love that. I’n sure they are selling that out because of their honesty

Me
Me
8 years ago

Waiter, take this back! The odor told me I was fat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The squid has been down-voting on this page.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Who do I complain to about the dirty fork ?

Goofy
Goofy
8 years ago

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

Goofy
Goofy
8 years ago

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Squid: tastes like chicken, but smells like catoblepas.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

The three levels of bad odor: Stinky, Nauseating, and Offensive

Jj
Jj
8 years ago

Script is Thai. The first item on the menu is “Pad Grapow” (Chillies and Thai basil leaves stir-fried). Burmese script is very, very different.

powpow
powpow
7 years ago

Would you like puke with that?

powpow
powpow
7 years ago

Would you like puke with that?

TomLing
TomLing
7 years ago

This is Thailand, not Burma

froog
froog
6 years ago

Offensive odour. Why would it be offensive? Like…???

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