Comes with rancid tea

Comes with rancid tea

posted on 2 Aug 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Sorry, it was just the waiter

Photo courtesy of Chris Palkovacs.
Menu spotted in Myanmar. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I just want to puke with this.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Stinks which ever way you want

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Don’t get the Poo Poo Platter.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Could I get that with disgusting stench instead of offensive odor? And a diet coke, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Can I have squid with ordinary ink instead of st-ink?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Sorry, our fridge broke down about a month ago…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The squid ran out of under-tentacle deodorant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s Nose Holdin’ Good.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Putrescence : It’s what’s for dinner.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

No offense taken. Nothing a deodorant and a lighter can’t fix.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Our squid is guaranteed to have been rotting for at least five days in plain sunlight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What did you expect from a place that paints it’s menu on the side of a dumpster?O

SF
SF
10 years ago

I’ll have durian for dessert.

DECMATH
DECMATH
10 years ago

At least it’s truthful. I wonder if there’s a sign outside asking people to please vote for the Oppressive Despot Party candidate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Waiter! There’s too much squid in my odor!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

All guests in unison:
”Squid, squid, squid, odor and squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid…”

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

His face
Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh and OMG
Squid smelled so nice
Burma-Shave

(You have to think about this. Hint: Burma)

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Truth in advertising laws have come to Myanmar.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Jingle bells, some squid smells, a hundred miles away…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Offense accepted!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Would you like some wilted shrimp chips with that?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

We’ll charge you extra if you say we should be sorry.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Anyone want to take a crack at a re-translation? (It’s Thai, right? Burmese script looks like a string of soap bubbles.)

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

First we tear gas you, then you eat. It’s the Burmese way.

Dale
Dale
10 years ago

“I hate to be difficult, but do you suppose that the chef could go light on the offensive odor? I’m on a low-odor diet.”

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

This is taking truth in advertising a little too far…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Love that. I’n sure they are selling that out because of their honesty

Me
Me
10 years ago

Waiter, take this back! The odor told me I was fat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The squid has been down-voting on this page.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Who do I complain to about the dirty fork ?

Goofy
Goofy
10 years ago

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

Goofy
Goofy
10 years ago

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Squid: tastes like chicken, but smells like catoblepas.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

The three levels of bad odor: Stinky, Nauseating, and Offensive

Jj
Jj
9 years ago

Script is Thai. The first item on the menu is “Pad Grapow” (Chillies and Thai basil leaves stir-fried). Burmese script is very, very different.

powpow
powpow
9 years ago

Would you like puke with that?

powpow
powpow
9 years ago

Would you like puke with that?

TomLing
TomLing
9 years ago

This is Thailand, not Burma

froog
froog
8 years ago

Offensive odour. Why would it be offensive? Like…???

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