Got any burgers?

Got any burgers?

posted on 18 Aug 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of A.R.
Found in Taiwan bakery.
Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”. 

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pijo
pijo
8 years ago

That sure scare English reading customers away

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So happy and gay about that

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Donuts: you never really know where they have been.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Too much fun in the bun.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Lunch Special: Ebola Burgers

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Remember: Use a condiment.

SF
SF
8 years ago

They have original wrappings for hot dogs, but it’s safe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I just hope this isn’t a barking kind of hot dog.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

I want a hot dog with the lot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Yes, that ketchup surely tasted funny

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when wet

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Doesn’t matter, had snax.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Sounds like a barbecue at Fire Island.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’m positive this can’t be a good thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

It’s probably easier to catch a hot dog.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

A buddhist went up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Cream? Avoiding that at all costs.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Good reason to be a vegetarian.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

This bloke goes into a Snack Bar, and orders a Hot Dog. The girl splits the bread roll and puts it in the grillerr to heat it. After she pulls it out of the griller, she puts one half under one arm and the other under the other arm.

“Why did you do that?” says the customer. ‘To keep it warm.’ the girl replies.

customer: “Forget about the Hot Dog!”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

First feline AIDS, now this!?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

When Five Guys meets 4chan.

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Got any buggers?

RT
RT
8 years ago

no wonder why americans can’t compete with asians in education; their sex ed is leagues apart from ours

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Where are the putting these hot dogs? I don’t think I want to know.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Waiter . . . Hot dogs only please !

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

No, stop! Don’t put that wiener in your mouth!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s that place where they keep them warm…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m so infected!!

slickjones34
slickjones34
8 years ago

stay for the munchie, leave with the hivie

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Der Burghers sind besser, am Hungry Jacks.

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

Make happy then eat!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@chris. Charlton Heston went up to a Hot Dog vendor and said: “Make me one with everyone.”

Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
8 years ago

Does anyone know what the proper translation of the original Chinese would be?

Smegma
Smegma
8 years ago

Now you know why they call it mystery meat.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Argh, I put my hot dog in a donut and got AIDS!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Is AIDS healthier than Hot dogs?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

@Kristo-Ham: Read the text below the photo, it says

Found in Taiwan bakery.
Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Homer Simpson voice: “Mmmmm… AIDS. D’oh!”

Patpat
Patpat
8 years ago

That’s some food poisoning!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

I like hot dogs, however….

Goofy
Goofy
8 years ago

Just in case you were still willing to take a chance on hot dogs.

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

I guess it’s not hard to figure out where those hot dogs have been.

Ellie
Ellie
8 years ago

Lafayette made these donuts.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Donuts = AIDS
Haha, makes sense.
Especially the chocolate coated ones!

Robert
Robert
8 years ago

HowTF do translations like this happen?!

Miguel
6 years ago

I’ll just take a hot dog thanks………

Myself
4 years ago

Flour, cream, sugar. Neither hot dogs nor AIDS contain any of these.
Well, maybe AIDS contains cream. Or the other way around…

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