I could cake less

I could cake less

posted on 7 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Sign found in China. Typo of: “Take care your head”.

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jazzy
jazzy
8 years ago

“Just use your head.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This way to the Renaissance Festival.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The cake is a lie.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

… or you get bad meadache.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Cake is obligatory. People who do not take cake will be punished by confiscation of their mead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Take cake and eat! The sign in a bakery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Cake and mead? I’m in. This has got to be better than dunking donuts in coffee!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

The cake may be a lie but the mead is a libation.

The baker
The baker
8 years ago

You can’t take the cake and mead it.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Let them drink mead!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I guess someone bumped his head here and decided to hang warning signs. Unfortunately the bump has damaged his English writing skills. Either that, or he had too much mead.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Or perhaps mulled wine

Lezemotu
Lezemotu
8 years ago

Of all the “mind your head” engrish, this one certainly takes the cake!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Grace Slick lyric?

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Coffeebot: Or MacArthur Park…

Classic Steve
8 years ago

I’m getting a meadache from these signs.

BFS
BFS
8 years ago

Leave the cake, take the canolies.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Understanding these signs is no cake walk.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

According to the yellow triangle, deelie-boppers must be work in this area.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

You can have your take, but you can’t mead it too.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@jjhitt: looks to me like the danger is that a teeny guided missile will fly out of your head. (I mean your mead… whatever.)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Cake made of mead . . . new flavour?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Take cake and loose face. (As per the picture in the yellow triangle.)

Take 2
Take 2
8 years ago

When I take care of too much mead my head looks like that too.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The faceless men run this place.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

My mead hurts but will take cake of it.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Hey, pal! Take cake YOUR mead before ya go tellin’ me to take cake MINE! Got that?

b.
b.
8 years ago

Or your cake will be thrown into the Pacific Ocean.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I was a cake and mead man. She was a six pack and Twinkie girl.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Mead cake. Well. If they can make Swartzwaldkirschtorte, mead cake should be a cinch.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

My mead is killing he

Miss Adenuff
Miss Adenuff
8 years ago

He bought me the mead five winters ago
And the cake the following fall
Then the crisp lousy beef and the slippery pig,
That was late ’48 I recall
Then last night in his apartment
He served me the fried cabbage gall
And I said as I ran down the hall

Take back your mead
Take back your cake
What made you think
That I was partial to Frank steak?
Take cake your mead
And all your Squids Lice
I don’t want fried horse crap
Or desktop bacteria rice

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Your mead? Don’t you mean my honey?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Great its the French Revolution all over again!

GodJesus
GodJesus
8 years ago

Chinese Grendel ahead.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Leave pie my grog

Matt Grogan
Matt Grogan
8 years ago

Correction: Make sure to not hit the sign warning you not to hit your head

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

I’d be a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

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