I love shift change at the beach

I love shift change at the beach

posted on 6 Aug 2012 in Signs

Waves begin at 9 AM…

Photo courtesy of Carl Salk.
Pacific Ocean is name of an Asian supermarket in Denver. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Our land isn’t girt by sea

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

What did it miss the right turn at Cape Horn

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Pacific Ocean reduced to two lanes. Eastbound traffic advised to take Atlantic Ocean.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

The Atlantic Ocean will remain closed until further notice. We apologise for the inconvenience.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The Pacific Ocean is now open in Denver. Everybody who misses California raise your hand. Uh-Huh … Thought so,

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

There goes everything! I knew this global warming crap was going to catch up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The pool, however, is closed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

That’s a relief! If they close the ocean, the beaches be trippin’.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please stand by while we install higher waves and more sharks.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Sponsored by Moses.

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Meanwhile elsewhere in the globe, a tsunami will be heading to a coastal city near you. Get ready to make waves!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Signed, Poseidon.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

All ye Cat 4 and Cat 5 Atlantic hurricanes, welcome to the Pacific and have fun party with our super typhoons ^_^

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

After all, we know it would take too long to build a Great Wall around the ocean.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It will be fab! We have the perfect shade of mauve for the sand. We’re changing the waves to chartreuse. And we’ve got the most darling paisley whales. You’ll just die!

coffeebot
8 years ago

FINES DOUBLE IN BARREL ZONE

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I haven’t a notion.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

OCEAN CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. (Now. That does look strange)

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Yellow sea closed for replairs. Sorrry for the incontinence.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Continental Drift will resume when the job is finished.

RT
RT
8 years ago

pacific ocean in denver? “now you’re thinking with portals”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

We apologize for the incontinence.

Nae
Nae
8 years ago

Comment cards available at the sand bar, enjoy our Ocean.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Coming soon- the new reduced-salt ocean to protect our planet’s arteries!

The engineer
The engineer
8 years ago

Chinese engineering has reached a new level

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The new and improved Pacific Ocean will have 35% less pollution and real mermaids! Male swimmers are advised to wear earplugs to keep from going insane from mermaid siren singing…

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Our new outlet Tsunamis may be coming to a town near you!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Damn! I KNEW that would happen!

james
8 years ago

that explains the chinese owns the south china sea, even pacific ocean they can remodel.

Gloria
Gloria
8 years ago

And still gluten-free as it always has been!!!

jvbaron
jvbaron
8 years ago

What a re-reef.

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