I’ll have the inner-city liver…

I’ll have the inner-city liver…

posted on 14 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Found  at restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Must be a slum

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It even slices it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Advertisement strikes again

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

No problem. Burn the cottage then.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The fools! Everyone knows that suburb vegetable hearts are an excellent fireproofing material.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“thump thump… vegetable heart … it’s in your town… thump thump”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

If the flames don’t cut it, bring out the explosives.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Isn’t that the title of an emo song?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Yeah, those San Fernando Valley vampires are so-o-o-o hard to kill!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Watch the evening news? Oh no… I get enough violence, death and destruction at the dinner table.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

“Well Jamie, it seems the suburb vegetable heart is indeed fireproof. All our attempts to burn it were in vain.”
“Don’t worry Adam. We still have to replicate the results. And that means: C4!”

After the break: explodes the suburb vegetable heart successfully.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If it burns the suburb there won’t be mushroom for people to live.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Breaking news: The smoke from the burning suburb made Artie choke. All attempts to re-start his heart were in vain.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Epic vain attempt on translation

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: “It may choke Artie, but it ain’t gonna choke me.” (Stole that from The Little Rascals)

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

And I thought the suburbs were safe!

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Official meal of Tom Hanks in ‘The Burbs’

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“That heart’s too strong for flamethrowers. Rogue Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them.”

— Luke Skywalker in “The Hemp Fire Strikes Back”

b.
b.
8 years ago

Moral of the Story: Don’t be a Suburb Vegetable. It’ll break your heart in vain.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m a vegetarian and my vegetable heart can’t stand this.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Comes with Mall-style Orange Julius

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

All you suburban vegetables, get up at 0700 every morning, work all day go home at 1700, take the kids to sport on saturdays, mow the lawn on saturday, go to work at 0700 Monday.

MY! Doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Typo: mow the lawn on Sunday

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

I’ll have…Burns the urban center meat in revolution with a side of …frozen rural fruit please.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

♫ Yeah, I’ll check out a movie, but it’ll take a green one to movie me

♫ So step and mulch this shit
For all the years we looked like farmers
The joke is over- smell the smoke from the collards
Burn Suburbia burn ♫

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

No Engrish menu is complete without the word “explode”!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@Someone: Or ‘Burns’ or ‘F*ck’. The later somehow being a translation of “dry”. Which isn’t how I like to experience vegetables.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@jjhitt The Cantonese literal translation of “dry” = f–k. So the DRY GOODS WAREHOUSE, ends up proudly displaying the message:
F–K GOODS. :P)

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

WAITER! WAITER! This chicken is f—-ed!
No sir. It has only been burned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Jøsh: “It burns! It burns! It freezes!”

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Ahh, poetry from a vegetarian, Chinese emo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Marum @ jjhitt: I’m no expert in Chinese characters but I believe this is the one that causes all the confusion : 干.
Its meanings include “dry” and “f*ck” but not “burn’ (I don’t see it in the pic above).
We had lots of fun with this on a website with a similar name. 😉

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@ DNT. Danke schon mein freund.. Ich konnen nicht die Kinesescreiben.

Meowwrrr….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Rick W
Rick W
8 years ago

“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! here, here! –It is the beating of his hideous Suburb Vegetable Heart!”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

@Droll “WHO’S BURN? UR-BURN!!!”

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

The abrking deer explodes the suburb vegetable heart

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

barking*

Wild Bill Hiccup
Wild Bill Hiccup
8 years ago

Nothing a little Beano won’t solve.

JZ
JZ
8 years ago

I’ll have what she’s having.

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