No presure though…

No presure though…

posted on 27 Aug 2012 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Odin Smith.
Receipt from burger shop in Osaka, Japan. 

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Tong
Tong
8 years ago

You come and come again, but me…? It’s all pleasure for you and presure for me.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

We blow me down

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

We hope you come together with your friends next time. You just have to tell ’em how much preasure it would be.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Presure? Thank God, I thought it was a heart attack!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Plesse, do not presure.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I presume it will be your presure.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I hope that isn’t the presure that squirts the mayo onto the burgers.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Presure or pre-sure: meaning if you come again we will
be sure you buy again from our shop.
But because you haven’t come back yet, we are only presure.

SF
SF
8 years ago

And the more burgers you eat, the greater the presure on the seat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Pleasure and volume is inversely related. The more I eat, the lesser the pleasure.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

That sort of comment isn’t going to help

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Reciept from suck ho building.

Rm
Rm
8 years ago

Self service only…

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Oh, I’m sorry, I promise I will be less picky next time.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

If you felt under pressure with me, you won’t want to have my mother-in-law visit you.

coffeebot
8 years ago

There’s no presing some people

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Life is full of presure.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Fast food restaurants usually think about your health. Many offer salads and such, and others give subtle hints you order way too many burgers.

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Where the comma is make it sound like, “Thank you for coming we hope.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Did you want fries with that or were you faking it?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Get your sperring collect, prese !

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

No presure luv. A gentleman; always takes his weight on his elbows.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Careful. Too much pressure explodes the chicken.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Wee hope you were coming, and not going.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Beware! The Peking Duck explodes the Chicken

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Healthy presure is good for you

kat
kat
8 years ago

That is the same stub I give to my in-laws after each and every visit with our family.

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