Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…

Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…

posted on 15 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please swallow nature.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Posted outside public restroom in Guangzhou, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So If I want to take a leak do I use a tree?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

And what are the rules to users of this public toilet? Because I’m not a Public Toilet.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Slices of paper – even in China frozen pizza sucks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

7. No flushing the toilet to press the button.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

GodJesus
GodJesus
8 years ago

Fasten the faucets securely in the upright and locked position before public toilet takeoff. In case of a water landing your nature is located under your social morality.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

While comparing the ethical merits of consequentialism versus deontological morals, don’t forget to flush and wash your hands.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Nature knows how to relieve itself. Does a bear sh!t in the woods?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

It is disconcerting to see rules like these, as I’ve recently taken up the hobby of spitting hamsters.

Rm
Rm
8 years ago

No thanks, i will just hold the nature for now..

b.
b.
8 years ago

And I was going to plant an azalea garden next to the toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

That’s OK, I only wanted to ruin a couple of the facilities. I don’t have time to ruin every kind.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I always thought God created the world by spitting nature everywhere.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I would fasten the faucets, but neglected to bring my other tools.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Please Note:
Rule 5 “please do not make the wall dirty” shall be deemed to include the ceiling.
Thank you,
People’s Ministry of Public Toilets.

PS: Just how did you do that ?

coffeebot
8 years ago

no really, i’m a faucet fastener

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Hey, when nature calls, sometimes you just have to relieve and spit it everywhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

How many facilities are there in an average toilet?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this toilet. Mr. Gorbachev, unfasten this faucet. Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, clean up this wall!”

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Now if I can just figure out WHICH wall I’m not supposed to make dirty, I can dirty the rest as much as I please. 😛

No, not with “nature”, just a magic marker and some spray paint!

virushunter
8 years ago

Nietzscheans, just crap in the woods.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

1; “Social moralities”: Does this mean I can’t use the glory hole any more?

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

The bannana peel exlplodes the public toilet

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Like anybody could relieve/spit nature everywhere or ruin some facilities in the toilet (!!)

Wild Bill Hiccup
Wild Bill Hiccup
8 years ago

Does this mean I can still butcher a moose in the sink?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Gee! Everywhere must be a mess.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The fastest faucets in China. HERE!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please bring your own wrench. Or don’t use the faucets.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Reading all these rules just natures me off!

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

After spending 3 weeks in China and seeing what public toilets there are like…I’ll just hold it and wait.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

Doctor is there something wrong with me? I have been spitting nature everywhere. Yesterday, I spit out a bouquet of roses!

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

I didn’t ruin every facility. I just pulled down the towel dispenser and tore it up, like the instructions said.

SpyTron3000
SpyTron3000
7 years ago

Penalty: if you dont follow the rules you are pleasantly going to be stuffed with freshly spitted nature.

Note: no butts in mouth while in the toylet!

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