Proof that Capitalism is evil

Proof that Capitalism is evil

posted on 10 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (191 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
Loading...

40
Leave a Reply

avatar
40 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
25 Comment authors
Turd FergusonKristo-HamSparkyJøshClassic Steve Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Communist version of The Little Red Hen.

Tong
Guest
Tong

Wow, the child’s bird is so big, even burned!!!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

I am shocked and amazed. It’s a food item that looks like FOOD.

Algernon
Guest
Algernon

just keep him away

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

This headless burned chicken brought to you by Gugan lawn and bamboo sprinklers.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

New! Try our hot sauce with a 16 million Scoville unit count. Guaranteed to burn your chicken.

JohnZ
Guest
JohnZ

When we said we had hot news about our child chickens, we meant it.

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

That might be an option when you run out of firewood…

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

Just one thing: Is this chicken for or against gay marriage?

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

Remember: Never burn a child chicken unless it’s trying to get to the other side.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

This is why you shouldn’t heat the chicken coop by burning junk mail.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@mickeygreeneyes: You mean the “other side” that mediums talk about? 😉

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

@ drool not troll: Could be-e-e. Could b-e-e-e!

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

@ At droll not troll: Sorry about the drool. (Sounds like something I said
during one of my high school dates.)

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

Gosh! And all these years I’ve just been CHOKING MY chicken.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

The real ending for Chicken Little.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@mickeygreeneyes: No problem. Typos are easy to make with avatar names, which is why I usually copy/pasta from the comment I’m answering.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Big Fat Cat: The Nielsens are falling! The Nielsens are falling!

Pectolatra
Guest
Pectolatra

Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month at home job! The only problem is those burnt chickens that appear randomly at my house.

Pectolatra
Guest
Pectolatra

Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary shortcut to six pack abs! It’s called the Afterburn Child Chicken Effect.

Ben
Guest
Ben

No, the ad makes the chicken look perfect. The @#$! chef always burns my chicken.

FRANK BURNS
Guest
FRANK BURNS

Better put a little lotion on it then.

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

@droll not troll: Thanks. Also copy/pasta is a classic. Must use it myself thanks.

Firstborn
Guest
Firstborn

The advertisement eventually burns all our pockets, not just the child chicken. Meantime, somebody PLEASE call the Child Chicken Abuse hotline!!!!

Marum
Guest
Marum

Looks like a bloody tuna fillet to me.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

We’ll be right back after a few words from Kill It With Fire.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

I always thought that a hot plate does this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

To all parent chickens: never leave your child chicken alone with advertisement.

Peter Chan
Guest
Peter Chan

Yipe . .. they still practise children sacrifice in 21C !!

Ian Dangerfiled
Guest

WARNING: Keep advertisement away from child chicken

b.
Guest
b.

Call General Tso, immediately!

GwydionM
Guest
GwydionM

Now it will never get to cross the road

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

How about the “other side” that Jim Morrison and the Doors sing about … break on through to the other side?

Classic Steve
Guest

This is why we shouldn’t sit too close to the TV.

Jøsh
Guest
Jøsh
Jøsh
Guest
Jøsh

Roger Sterling’s Chicken Recipe:
1 chicken, as much vodka as you can carry home, lemon juice from plastic lemon.
Marinate chicken with vodka and lemon. Drink until passing out. Wake up. put chicken in oven. Drink more. Burn chicken. Give to neglected children. Pat self on back. Bon appetite!

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

Spare the rod, burn the child.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

Put your wings on the plate and spread em!

Kristo-Ham
Guest
Kristo-Ham

I can’t see the picture! I don’t know why. Can someone describe it, please?

Turd Ferguson
Guest
Turd Ferguson

Child Chicken..it’s whats for dinner

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.