Proof that Capitalism is evil

Proof that Capitalism is evil

posted on 10 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Communist version of The Little Red Hen.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Wow, the child’s bird is so big, even burned!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I am shocked and amazed. It’s a food item that looks like FOOD.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

just keep him away

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This headless burned chicken brought to you by Gugan lawn and bamboo sprinklers.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

New! Try our hot sauce with a 16 million Scoville unit count. Guaranteed to burn your chicken.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

When we said we had hot news about our child chickens, we meant it.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

That might be an option when you run out of firewood…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Just one thing: Is this chicken for or against gay marriage?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Remember: Never burn a child chicken unless it’s trying to get to the other side.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

This is why you shouldn’t heat the chicken coop by burning junk mail.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: You mean the “other side” that mediums talk about? 😉

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@ drool not troll: Could be-e-e. Could b-e-e-e!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@ At droll not troll: Sorry about the drool. (Sounds like something I said
during one of my high school dates.)

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Gosh! And all these years I’ve just been CHOKING MY chicken.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The real ending for Chicken Little.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: No problem. Typos are easy to make with avatar names, which is why I usually copy/pasta from the comment I’m answering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: The Nielsens are falling! The Nielsens are falling!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month at home job! The only problem is those burnt chickens that appear randomly at my house.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary shortcut to six pack abs! It’s called the Afterburn Child Chicken Effect.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

No, the ad makes the chicken look perfect. The @#$! chef always burns my chicken.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Better put a little lotion on it then.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@droll not troll: Thanks. Also copy/pasta is a classic. Must use it myself thanks.

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

The advertisement eventually burns all our pockets, not just the child chicken. Meantime, somebody PLEASE call the Child Chicken Abuse hotline!!!!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Looks like a bloody tuna fillet to me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We’ll be right back after a few words from Kill It With Fire.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I always thought that a hot plate does this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

To all parent chickens: never leave your child chicken alone with advertisement.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Yipe . .. they still practise children sacrifice in 21C !!

Ian Dangerfiled
8 years ago

WARNING: Keep advertisement away from child chicken

b.
b.
8 years ago

Call General Tso, immediately!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Now it will never get to cross the road

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

How about the “other side” that Jim Morrison and the Doors sing about … break on through to the other side?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

This is why we shouldn’t sit too close to the TV.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago
Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Roger Sterling’s Chicken Recipe:
1 chicken, as much vodka as you can carry home, lemon juice from plastic lemon.
Marinate chicken with vodka and lemon. Drink until passing out. Wake up. put chicken in oven. Drink more. Burn chicken. Give to neglected children. Pat self on back. Bon appetite!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Spare the rod, burn the child.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Put your wings on the plate and spread em!

Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
8 years ago

I can’t see the picture! I don’t know why. Can someone describe it, please?

Turd Ferguson
Turd Ferguson
8 years ago

Child Chicken..it’s whats for dinner

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