They’ve had a hard day

They’ve had a hard day

posted on 16 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Even though their fur is luxuriously soft

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

If an animal bites off your hand, it is forbidden to feel the pain.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

They’re for looking at.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Also, no picking up of animal droppings either.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

A man got himself killed ata Chinese Zoo recently. He saw the Kangerooos, the Potteroos, the Walleroos, so he put his head in the cage to see the Dangeroos.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Please feel the animals inside your body.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Could I just squeeze the sheep’s tits for a minute? Seriously, I’ll stop after a minute!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Staff may be felt & scared at your discretion

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I hope this is a typo for “FEED”. Otherwise I have to know just what that hand is doing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Do not feel the animals while they’re alive. After they die their fur may be felt. 😛

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Safety Reminder: If animal turns and attacks, fake an orgasm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Can I feel the beaver? I promise not to scare it.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Can I still poke them with a stick?

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Also, do not toss marbles at the animals.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Apparently, it’s especially forbidden to touch any small, round spots on the animals.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

No handball playing with animals either!

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Welcome to the roly poly zoo.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

And you call this a petting zoo, tsk, tsk.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

“In Russia animals feel and scare you!” SHADDUP YAKOFF!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I see Elmyra Duff has been there recently.

coffeebot
8 years ago

did I miss the Feeling Time?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

They may very neatly bite half of your fingers off, leaving them all at the exact same length without blood loss.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

OK mister cheetah, please turn your head and cough.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Let’s start feeding them !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But I feel I have to give the eating to the animals.

Wild Bill Hiccup
Wild Bill Hiccup
8 years ago

If you ignore this rule, the animals become a nuisance, and create hard-to-clean-up messes. Please think of the other visitors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

The red sign depicts this perfectly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I don’t feel any animals.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Here kitty kitty kitty! Oh, thats it kitty, I have num nums for you….OH MY GOD! MY ARM!!!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

please do not pet the crocodiles

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

@Mickeygreeneyes: You can have my job milking cows, and get to squeeze cow tits for a living. 🙂

SH
SH
8 years ago

Also please no do be bowling with marbles.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

must be somebody has done smthing nasty to them before this sign is put up

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