We never run out of milk

We never run out of milk

posted on 3 Aug 2012 in Signs

This cream tastes really fresh…

Photo courtesy of Gregory Harrell.
Cafe found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

this latte tastes funny…

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Nice to see they’re a breast of things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Would you like your coffee with milk?
– Yes. Freshly squeezed, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Table for two, please.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

What is the address of this place, and when does the next plane leave?

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Sir, with your latte, would you like regular milk, skinny milk, soy milk or…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Not only is the milk fresh, it also comes in such cute containers!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thank God I’m a male man!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

No more cappuccino! The waitress is tired of jumping on the trampoline!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We have a few job openings for new waitresses. Main requirement: see the name of our café.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Don’t bother with a menu. I’ll have the one on the left.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is self-service allowed?

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

They must have two identical cafes next to eachother.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

HOOTERS ain’t gonna like this.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

I hope they have a newsletter, I like to keep abreast of things.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Manager to signwriter: “You idiot! I said I was opening a brasserie, not a brassiere!”

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

I have good mamories of this place.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

The cafe owner also owns a radio station where the tits just keep on coming.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Oh, I see it now; their tea is so strong, it is just like coffee:
“T: it’s café”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Tipping is always appreciated.
Paying a gratuity is even more welcome.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I think some boob made a typo.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Forget the venti, gimme a double D.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Despite being a cafe, their specialty is milkshake.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

This cafe supports Community Chest.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

The original breastaurant.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I wonder why the waitresses are calling me baby.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Coffee, please with sugar.
One lump or two?

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

Milk, Milk, Lemonade…

slickjones34
slickjones34
8 years ago

seems like all boundaries are going to be down here

RT
RT
8 years ago

don’t worry about the price; it’s just a few nipples and dimes

jealous riff
jealous riff
8 years ago

No, we don’t offer maternity leave. That’s when we need you most!

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Our waitresses are pumped to serve the customers, but with the popular demand, they also feel squeezed.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

A minister of religion went here. He almost had a stroke.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Do you have a “Head” Waitress.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Got Milk?

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Not my cup of coffee. Nipples please

repetitious
repetitious
8 years ago

Their mirkshake blings all the boys to the yald

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Sorry, cancel the latte. On reflection I’ll have a long black.

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

Manager: “we need to hire a new girl from Africa cause right now we are out of chocolate milk.”

RP
RP
8 years ago

Do you like cream in your Tits Coffee?

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh please. (Old joke. Ask your mother.)

repetitious
repetitious
8 years ago

@Silly Uncle Willy: LOL, never heard that one but I was actually going to Teat-erboro. but I don’t know Jacques Tits either.

repeTiTious
repeTiTious
8 years ago

Tata’s for now and thanks for the mammaries.

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