We never run out of milk

We never run out of milk

posted on 3 Aug 2012 in Signs

This cream tastes really fresh…

Photo courtesy of Gregory Harrell.
Cafe found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

this latte tastes funny…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Nice to see they’re a breast of things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Would you like your coffee with milk?
– Yes. Freshly squeezed, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Table for two, please.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

What is the address of this place, and when does the next plane leave?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Sir, with your latte, would you like regular milk, skinny milk, soy milk or…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Not only is the milk fresh, it also comes in such cute containers!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Thank God I’m a male man!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

No more cappuccino! The waitress is tired of jumping on the trampoline!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We have a few job openings for new waitresses. Main requirement: see the name of our café.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Don’t bother with a menu. I’ll have the one on the left.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is self-service allowed?

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

They must have two identical cafes next to eachother.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

HOOTERS ain’t gonna like this.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

I hope they have a newsletter, I like to keep abreast of things.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Manager to signwriter: “You idiot! I said I was opening a brasserie, not a brassiere!”

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

I have good mamories of this place.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

The cafe owner also owns a radio station where the tits just keep on coming.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Oh, I see it now; their tea is so strong, it is just like coffee:
“T: it’s café”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tipping is always appreciated.
Paying a gratuity is even more welcome.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I think some boob made a typo.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Forget the venti, gimme a double D.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Despite being a cafe, their specialty is milkshake.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This cafe supports Community Chest.

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

The original breastaurant.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

I wonder why the waitresses are calling me baby.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Coffee, please with sugar.
One lump or two?

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

Milk, Milk, Lemonade…

slickjones34
slickjones34
10 years ago

seems like all boundaries are going to be down here

RT
RT
10 years ago

don’t worry about the price; it’s just a few nipples and dimes

jealous riff
jealous riff
10 years ago

No, we don’t offer maternity leave. That’s when we need you most!

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Our waitresses are pumped to serve the customers, but with the popular demand, they also feel squeezed.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

A minister of religion went here. He almost had a stroke.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do you have a “Head” Waitress.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Got Milk?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Not my cup of coffee. Nipples please

repetitious
repetitious
10 years ago

Their mirkshake blings all the boys to the yald

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Sorry, cancel the latte. On reflection I’ll have a long black.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

Manager: “we need to hire a new girl from Africa cause right now we are out of chocolate milk.”

RP
RP
10 years ago

Do you like cream in your Tits Coffee?

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh please. (Old joke. Ask your mother.)

repetitious
repetitious
10 years ago

@Silly Uncle Willy: LOL, never heard that one but I was actually going to Teat-erboro. but I don’t know Jacques Tits either.

repeTiTious
repeTiTious
10 years ago

Tata’s for now and thanks for the mammaries.

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