3 Stooges used to work here

3 Stooges used to work here

posted on 25 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

We call it the Benny Hill rule…

Photo courtesy of John Patrick Mulhall.
Found at the Great Wall of China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Its a comedy of signs.

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

The warm tips sound inviting. Just don’t get carried away.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Strictly Enforced By The Keystone Cops.

coffeebot
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Physical humor behind yellow line only

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Humming the Yakety Sax is strictly forbidden

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Extra humor is removed with the slapstick.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hey, I’m not a slapstick, I’m Charlie Chaplin!

pijo
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pijo

Slapstick jokes are dangerous on a wet floor?

Mick
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Mick

The Slapstick will run away, it has a unique mind.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“Warm tips”? I hope they allow doubles entendres, then. 😛

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

And pie throwing is right out, mate!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Slapstick is what they call it when they have to clean the (Harpo) Marx off the floor.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

I bet Sofia Vergara has warm tips. Just thinking about them makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And this is just a warming!?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The fire alarm plays “Yakety Sax”.

KellogGold
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KellogGold

But what if I’m a victim of soicumstance?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you get hurt, you can’t say they didn’t warm you.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Trust me, you’d better not chase slapstick. Sooner or later you’ll come across a pie in your face or a banana peel beneath your foot.

Classic Steve
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@jjhitt: More like the Kunming Kops.

Marum
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Marum

Awww! I love vaudeville

GwydionM
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GwydionM

It’s the Warm Tip of the Iceburg

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

We only go for the highbrow humor like “Frasier”.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

and no hanging off of clock towers!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I’d go for the cool tips

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

… so all 25 of you better climb back inside your VW Beetle and get outta here.

RT
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RT

why this is terrible! send a wire to the main office and tell them i said- OWWWW!!!

Zork
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Zork

Making goofy faces and striking silly poses is still okay, so our visit to Great Wall of China should be a blast.

Marum
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Marum

Iwould never join any organization that would have me as a member. (Groucho Marx)

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

As Harold Lloyd would say, “Safety Last”

Sparky
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Sparky

Charlie Chapstick cleaning crew.

Andy
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Andy

Ya know, if you don’t have anything funny to say it’s OK if you don’t post. We won’t forget you just because you missed a day. Most times none of you can beat the original caption on the picture.

iLock
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iLock

Slapstick for warm tips.

Mr. Tolerance
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Mr. Tolerance

Wot? No leprosy jokes?

Marum
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Marum

There once was a man with Hansen’s disease who hired a prostitute. He left her a warm tip.

Lora
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Lora

Here’s a warm tip: Bundle up when it snows.
Or stay inside and watch The 3 Stooges, nyuk nyuk!

Jøsh
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Jøsh

Placed outside a pie factory that haphazardly was built next to a banana peel depository.

Johm
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Johm

Chasers will please to remind me to kill you later.

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