Awe is forbidden

Awe is forbidden

posted on 17 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

If you’re sight-seeing, you’re not walking hard enough…

Photo courtesy of Allyson Abraham.
Found in Yellow Mountain, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just be careful of the cute one on the left. It has a way with food.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

And I had a romantic evening planned starting with a cozy dinner for two wirh Cheetah.

coffeebot
8 years ago

You’ll have time to enjoy when you hotel

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Enjoyment will be prosecuted

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

And don’t bring the monkey’s home.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Flirting with monkeys while enjoying the view? It’s the gulag for you…

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

… alright, while walking, I’ll try my best to despise the views

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The monkey charged me $10 for flirting and feeding him. What a ripoff.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Only us locals are allowed to flirt with the monkeys

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Tourist: “I notice the e in Enjoy is capitalised… Does this mean I can
enjoy the views a little bit?”

The Chinese Fun Police: “Touche’ tourist, touche”

Tourist: “Also you can’t stop me from Enjoying the views while
standing still!”

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

We don’t want the our monkeys getting ‘addicted’ to
foreign bananas now…

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

D’oh, I accidentally added the word ‘the’.. ‘the our’… oops, I just maeded my own engrish…

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

*I guess my subconscious noticed a lack of the word ‘the’

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

A smoking monkey with sign that says “Will Flirt For Food” is a sure sign it’s going to rain.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Can I be Offended While running?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

While E. Coyote?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Sign written by Anthropophobic monkeys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’ll go there on a fine day so other people can mind my steps while I run and enjoy the views.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

I only spank monkey…

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Move along, move along, nothing to see here!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Hey, when I’m feeding, those monkeys can go flirt themselves!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Notice to Monkeys

1. Please enjoy the view While jumping.
2. Smoking is prohibited by the way, we know monkeys don’t smoke.
3. Don’t feed tourists, they’re already too fat!
4. Enjoy the thunderstorm, it is refreshing.
5. See 5th ‘Notice to Tourists’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

6. Please do not notice.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Hey there monkey, can I buy you a drink? Bananna daquery maybe?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@J-Luke: If you spank monkey, you’re hand-feeding it. No tourism for you!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

But that monkey is hitting on me! It’s not fair!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

So tell me Monkey, do you come here often?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

You can smoke all you want once you arrive.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Ok boys, we made it to the viewpoint…lets light um up!!!!!

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

If someone’s flirting with the monkeys I’d rather watch that than the view.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

The monkeys will accept a few drinks before flirting though!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Please do not Be Angry when someone presumes you to be a Monkeysexual . . .

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Monkey’s idea of flirting: flinging poo in your general direction.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Okay, i’ll try not to enjoy the view, but I can’t guarantee anything!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Is smorking permitted at least?

Lobo
8 years ago

Get off me, flirty monkey! I’m trying not to Enjoy the views!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Can I flirt with the monkeys by stealing their food?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

And, as always, no hullabaloo.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Do not flirt with the monkeys. They think humans are sissies for being able to stand upright. They are homus-erectus-phobic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

PS: But please enjoy suffering as much as you want!

Paul
Paul
8 years ago

You’re not boss of me prease.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Don’t sleep on the subway, tourists…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

“Ook! Ook! Ook!” (“Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”)

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

“The only thing separating us humans from the apes are the armed guards at the zoo. Man they got some sexy monkeys.” -Glen Quagmire

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Monkey see, monkey doo.

Jøsh
Jøsh
7 years ago

Do the weather rules only apply during my visit or all the time?

Chris
7 years ago

Be cautious in thunderstrom. But if it lightnings ur ok.

Bou
Bou
7 years ago

Romantic Monkey Night Life. The charming dashing habit is many.

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

That monkey’s got a sexy mouth! I love to watch it eat! Lol

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

Guard, arrest that man. I saw him walking and enjoying the views.

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