Because thread is overrated…

Because thread is overrated…

posted on 19 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Alec Gutierrez.
Sewing kit made in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just what every punk wants.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Perfect for socks, underwater and funny T-shirts.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Well I was going to use hundreds of buttons as a jacket,
so I guess I could make a T-shirt out of this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

In these modern times, thread belongs to computers and Internet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

For safety, please enter your pin.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Sewing kit for serious sewers

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

the packaging is pink and is full of stars?

Don’t mix Drugs with product ideas.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Never mind suturing that wound, Doc, just stick all these safety pins in it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Works for me. Add duct tape, crazy glue and a can of WD-40 and you have a complete survival kit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

With this kit you can sew in complete safety.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

To their credit, they do include three different sizes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

These must be knitting needles, then.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Sewing kit for visually challenged.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

She’s a famous safety-pin-up model

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Should say Sid Vicious jewelry kit.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

That’s a very expensive way of sewing

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

WANTED: Female sewer.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

The rest of the label is, “… for bachelors.”

coffeebot
8 years ago

…FOR DIAPERS

davonblr
davonblr
8 years ago

It’s a needle. It’s a thread. It’s a thimble, No, it’s Safety Pins! Patching up socks, t-shirts, and undergarments for the benefit of humanity everywhere!

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

this is so going on pinterest

Classic Steve
8 years ago

So that’s how they make chain mail.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

correction: this is SEW going on pinterest!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Sew what!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Doubles as a first aid kit too! No more going to the hospital for stitches.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

As seen on TV! (The Red Green Show)

I’m a man. And I can sew. If I have to. I guess.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Safe sewing . . . good luck !

RT
RT
8 years ago

remind me never to buy products made from macgyver

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Perfect for Barbie, the punk-rocker gril.

Bob T
Bob T
8 years ago

Now I won’t have to use the office stapler to hem my pants.

Juleecm1
Juleecm1
8 years ago

This is not your mother’s sewing kit!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Sewing Kit Safety Pins: Sold to kittens with holes in their mittens as a substitute for sewing needles so they won’t puncture their little paws. :-3

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

I like how half of them are bent up.

Chris
8 years ago

“What will we call this product boss?”. “Oh who cares. Just call it um a sewing kit.”

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

Let’s sewing

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