Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

posted on 24 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

…and his best friend Satanzebra

Photo courtesy of Alina Suta.
Toy made in China. 

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iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Don’t worry, nothing to fear… Unicorns don’t exist anyway.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

If a donkey says “eeyore”
What noise does a demondonkey unicorn make?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Ned Flanders:
“Well this Neddy doesn’t think these toys are fun-diddly-lovelyrooni!”

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Come on kids. Let’s play ‘Pin the Tail on the demondonkey unicorn!’

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♥ My Little Crony ♥
Fiendship is magic.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Evil was never so cute and precious.
Summon yours today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Created by Dandy Warhol.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

When this beast stamps its hoof to count, it’s always the same:
*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.*

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

God only knows what that horn is for!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Demon Donkey will make you very happy with its donkey move.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Don’t fall for its cute look!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Wow, there’s something about that eye that’s catching my interest . . . . .I’m feeling sorta strange . . . Yes, Master, what do you command me to do?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Cuddled by Hell’O’Kitty

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

‘Unicorn’ — mythological horny horse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Ass-modeus? Ass-taroth?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Hey, Mule! *whistles*

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

He’s a bit of a devil isn’t he

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Demondonkey also has her own house!

The Slaughter House!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

So here it is, the invisible pink unicorn… It is a pink unicorn, but when you try to see it, it turns into a demon donkey (or, donkey demon).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Demon, my ass!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

For the little devil in all of us.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

But it’s fun! And lovely! It can’t be that evil, can it?

Zork
Zork
8 years ago

Hard working beast-of-burden by day, DemonDonkey and trusty sidekick DamienDog, strap on their horns at night to strike fear into the hearts of barnyard baddies.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

What Heavy Metal rock stars buy for their daughters.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Costs $6.66. Available at Souls “R” Us. Pretty Pitchfork and Beautiful Brimstone sold separately.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I’ll put this on Lil Cthulhu’s birthday list.

coffeebot
8 years ago

did I just get foreheaded by that demondonkey?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Who’s this, Pinkie Pyro?

eegah
eegah
8 years ago

His fans are called Cronies.
(tip of the hat to jjhitt)

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Fun, needy, lovey, and ready to sacrifice a virgin together with you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Perfect for Fashion Gril.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Demondonkeys are forever / Love them and caresse them
They don’t leave in the night but they kick you with spite

(To the tune of Diamonds are Forever)

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

“But Daddy! I wanted the Vampire Bunny!”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Diamondonkey’s little brother?

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Sounds about right. I shiver in fear everytime I zap and a channel with My Little Pony comes up.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Catherine the Great had one of these too.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Fadihla za punda ni mateke.

Quote from the Kanga in Kiswahili. (A donkey repays a favour with a myriad of kicks)

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Kick ass for long enough and the ass will kick back

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

When, instead of 2 ears, your animal has one ear & a unicorn, it’s called a *neddy*. I am not Chinese & I approve this message anyway.

Charlie
Charlie
8 years ago

“demondonkey eyes glow when sacrafice virgen. sacrafice alter and virgen not include.”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I don’t know what he’s doing here. He’s not due till after the seventh drink.

Erik
Erik
8 years ago

Coming soon: Succubunny

Brian
Brian
8 years ago

It’s My Little Phony !

Mike O'Risal
Mike O'Risal
8 years ago

It’s My Little Nightmare!

Trekkie313
Trekkie313
8 years ago

The official companion to Apocalypse Ponies!

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

Wait a minute! It’s G3 Ytirar

I am a Person
I am a Person
7 years ago

My Little Crony
Friendship is Hell

「Bacterial Contamination」
「Bacterial Contamination」
7 years ago

DEMONDONKEY

Turn your girls into demons!

Only 666$!

We are not responsible for death of child

Mr. X
Mr. X
5 years ago

I’m a demon on wheels..

Sam
Sam
5 years ago

This is one bad ass!!!

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