I have yet to gash this in

I have yet to gash this in

posted on 29 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Shannon Lung.
Voucher found in Malaysia. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Cuts me up.

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Other Vouchers available are the Broken Bone of your choice and the Shot Wound!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

travel at a cut above the rest

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Emo’s heaven

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

For use at the Suck Ho building

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Another trip to hospital…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

It always pays to read the fine print on these cut-price deals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Why should you choose the Gash Voucher?

– Cheapest way to get hurt
– Ideal for very poor sadomasochists
– If there’s too much blood you can use coins
– Save your time – instant effect – no more waiting to die
– Amaze your friends and family and collect the insurance money

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I prefer Tortur-e-check.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Gold Hard Gash

SF
SF
8 years ago

Death by a thousand vouchers.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Good for ten long, deep wounds at your friendly local Gashes-R-Us

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Paper cuts are bad enough- what the hell is this voucher made of?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

The train entering the tunnel makes me think this is not a typo

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Warning . . . don’t Gash it before you’ve got the Guts to get badly Cut

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Your cash aint nothing but gash… ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Pardon me, do you have change for a sucking chest wound?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I vouch for the gash.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

If only Beatrix Kiddo had five of these vouchers in Kill Bill.

cl
cl
8 years ago

The voucher clearly originated from Malaysia. The price notation is in RM and the illustration is clearly a rip-off from the RM10 banknote.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

This is from Malaysia, wonder what it does in China

RT
RT
8 years ago

sir, i haven’t punched a hole in you; once you reach 10, you get a free ride! if you’re still alive, that is…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Just don’t ask us about our Gustomer Gare Kamikaze Division.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We give you gash, you give us cold.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

We had to make the customers pay in advance. We have had allot of “Gash and Dashes”.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Ok then sir, which part of your body do you want me to apply the gash?

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
8 years ago

“That offer really swell, man!” 😀

coffeebot
8 years ago

cuz u KNOW dis pu**y ain’t free

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

This voucher is good for plane, train or odd four legged deer with a long tail.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Times are tough. Even the prostitutes have coupons.

MattW
MattW
7 years ago

Only for full service or can this be used for just a rub-and-tug?

Salocin.TEN
7 years ago

Isn’t it illegal to copy part of a bank note? That is actually half of the Malaysian ten ringgit (3 USD) currency banknote.

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