I love you

I love you

posted on 2 Sep 2012 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Ray Watts.
Small card found inside a flask shipped from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Who are you again?!?

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Is it love, or just hormones?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Not sure I want the kind of love that changes with the wheather.
One minute sunny, next minute snow.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I love you too, immediately after I’ve goten the before for one minute

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

the love of you for one minute or all summer are all worthless, give me the love of goten the before …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Don’t write love notes after eating the mushrooms with polysaccharides.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Looks like someone drank whatever was in the flask just before they made the card to put in it.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Uh… I love you too.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Gal: Go ten on the before or no love of one minute. Got it?
Guy: (Gulp) Uh, OK.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

My before loves you but my behind just wants to rest until winter

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Huh . . . GOTEN ??
Not sure wheather this is Dragonball Z or Americangrish (!!)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

More on your theory later?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

The before, the better!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I goten test positive.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

You better goten not so much vodka the before writing that note.

Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

message in a bottle

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

One should never end a sentence with a proposition.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

One minute? Wham, bam, thank you Mam

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Is that a picture of his genitals on the top of the card?

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@Marum: Yeah.. looks like a couple of nut-sacks.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

♪ A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have better goten the before
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
For one minute or all summer

I’ll send a Chinglish card to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Engrish in a bottle, yeah ♪

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

I’m not waiting, I want it before! That’s how much I love you, baby.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Card: $2
Flask: $8
Shipping costs: $25

Getting that reaction after sending your loved one
a rapey Engrish love card…… Priceless!

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s EngrishCard.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Cause if I hear somebody else goten the before, we’re through!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Yeah, baby, I better goten the before OR ELSE!

Tommy
Tommy
8 years ago

translation: I’ll be reminded of our Summer fling for a long time. You gave me the clap.

tadchem
8 years ago

I was told a Minute Man is someone who double-parks outside a bordello…

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

1 minute works for me!

David K
David K
8 years ago

WTF? Next time I see a show about how smart Chines people are in going to write in and tell them about this site

Kalamaia @ David K
Kalamaia @ David K
8 years ago

Don’t do this, you’ll ruin all the fun!

Tharthan
Tharthan
7 years ago

@Peter Chan Considering “gotten” was used in the U.K. up till the mid 1800s, I wouldn’t be claiming it to be “American English.”

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

I hope I’ve gotten the before so I can eventually see what the after picture will be (maybe, I don’t know)

Shawn
Shawn
6 years ago

My wife definitely goten me this card on Valentine’s day today…from Gift City Al Ain, United Arab Emirates. It’s Awesome!!!

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