I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

posted on 3 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Then cut it down

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Vote Willie Nelson for Prez!

pijo
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pijo

What’ll happen when mowing?

iLock
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iLock

It’ll take us a long time to grow up at that rate

iLock
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iLock

I grew up with the grass and I forgoten the before…

Firstborn
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Firstborn

Let’s potty train the grass.

DrLex
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DrLex

Don’t smoke it all at once.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

When I grow up I want to be a lawnyer…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK, but if you try to fertilise the kids I’ll cut off your nutsack!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I think I did. I’m starting to go to seed and I often feel rooted.*

*Aussie slang.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♫ It isn’t easy being green….♫

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Describes my teenage years perfectly.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

No thanks, I’d rather step on you. 😈

Tong
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Tong

At my joint, we all grew up with the grass.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I was a poor child, born on the Astro-Turf side of the tracks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I am not a vegetable! I am a human being!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Show solidarity with the grass, wear your hair in bhangs.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Well, I indeed noticed some green in my hair…

Marum
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Marum

Get off my turf, Dude!

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Be thin and green, but get troddon on. And worse.

Marum
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Marum

Get off my turf dude?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Get a life . . . let’s not grow up with the grass!

Marum
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Marum

I love the smell of Roundup in the morning.

Silly Uncle Willy
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Growing up with the grass tends to give one the munchies.

Sparky
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Sparky

Been there, done that.

Mick
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Mick

Once you grow to a certain age, the munchies kick in.

David R
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David R

The literal translation might be even worse… let’s… “get long with the grass.”

EffEff
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EffEff

Who needs Viagra then?

Weepingguitar
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Weepingguitar

Too bad society cuts them down.

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