I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

posted on 3 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Then cut it down

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Vote Willie Nelson for Prez!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

What’ll happen when mowing?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

It’ll take us a long time to grow up at that rate

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

I grew up with the grass and I forgoten the before…

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Let’s potty train the grass.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Don’t smoke it all at once.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

When I grow up I want to be a lawnyer…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

OK, but if you try to fertilise the kids I’ll cut off your nutsack!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I think I did. I’m starting to go to seed and I often feel rooted.*

*Aussie slang.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

♫ It isn’t easy being green….♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Describes my teenage years perfectly.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

No thanks, I’d rather step on you. 😈

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

At my joint, we all grew up with the grass.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I was a poor child, born on the Astro-Turf side of the tracks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I am not a vegetable! I am a human being!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Show solidarity with the grass, wear your hair in bhangs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, I indeed noticed some green in my hair…

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Get off my turf, Dude!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Be thin and green, but get troddon on. And worse.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Get off my turf dude?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Get a life . . . let’s not grow up with the grass!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I love the smell of Roundup in the morning.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

Growing up with the grass tends to give one the munchies.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Been there, done that.

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Once you grow to a certain age, the munchies kick in.

David R
David R
8 years ago

The literal translation might be even worse… let’s… “get long with the grass.”

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Who needs Viagra then?

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

Too bad society cuts them down.

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