No one will see you going

No one will see you going

posted on 16 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains the lack of handwashing…

Photo courtesy of John Thompson.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Obviously number twos only then

John Dash
John Dash
8 years ago

The world needs lots more Gutzlaffs.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

A flush from the past…

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

In China the stalls are so narrow that it’s back in parking only.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Then you’ll see the sign ”telioT”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thank God! On the way back from the toilet I’ll be able to go forward!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

That sign gave me a Gutzlaff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

It can walk downstairs and go backwards? That’s one heck of a clever toilet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

♫ I’m walking backwards for toilet…♫
(any Goon Show fans here?)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Owned by ‘The Ministry Of Silly Walks’, this is more than toilet.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

♫ I’m the backwards man
The backwards man
I can walk backwards as fast as you can
O, the backwards man the backwards man ♫

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Boldly go backwards where no one has before you gone!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

… done that and got yelled by a woman coz I accidentally entered ladies room

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Follow these directions and you won’t know if you’re cumming or going.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I always have a gut laff there.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Aren’t you going to walk upstairs if you go backwards?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I hope I don’t have to knock the door before I enter.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“We get signal.”
“Soup bowl turn on.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Don’t stop anyone you see walking backwards; they have urgent business to attend to.

RT
RT
8 years ago

HELP! i can’t stand moonwalking!

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Wow after walking backwards i ain’t seeing a toilet.

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

Walking downstairs and going backwards into the toilet is usually good for a Gutzlaff.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Do I have to clean up the puddle I’ll make on the floor?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Hey, I’ll try, but I don’t think it’s quite long enough to go between my legs.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Gutzlaff Tower: Where people go to Hullabaloo.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Hello I must be going

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Walk this way.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@ sparky: If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

How do you mean *go*?

coffeebot
8 years ago

Please go back to your behind

Robert
Robert
8 years ago

It’s true. When using a squat pot, you face the opposite direction than when using a western toilet. Maybe it is not a mistake, but rather instructions for foreigners on how to use a squat pot.

Chris
8 years ago

Finance is find at toiret.

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