Now you know why I need a lock…

Now you know why I need a lock…

posted on 8 Sep 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Katherine Murray.
Found in a craft store in Seoul, Korea. 

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SF
SF
8 years ago

This isn’t how I was picturing wedlock, but now that you say it …

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Let’s join together in holy padlock…

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Love is a bunch of random numbers

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

A padlock with a poem

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Love me forever or I’ll lock you in a closet. Or maybe both if you’d prefer!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Poetry from Pope’s “The Rape of the Lock.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

And the translaters English girlfriend received lock operation instructions instead of the love letter she was expecting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

You show me your combination and I’ll show you mine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Rife is so short: ret’s lock and lol!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Can you see the buttlock on my rear?

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

C-4 sold separately.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I know I said we’d have “safe” sex. Do you really think a lock is close enough?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

My last girlfriend chewed through the ropes and got away.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

♫ Open your heart to me, baby / I hold the lock and you hold the key ♫

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Baby, you don’t need a lock to keep me in your heart. 😉

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

When I told the lock he was cute as a button, the compliment went straight to his head…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Plz baby, why does it have to be like this?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Signed, Annie Wilkes.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Button Lock . . . Also known as buttock

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I won’t leave you – it’s easy to forget the number

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Just what I need. A lyrical f—-n lock.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Ask not for whom the tumblers roll,
They roll for thee Horatio.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Do you hold the button combination to the padlock to my heart?

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Finally, I find someone who knows which buttons to press!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

No!!, I dont need a random fact!! I need an instruction manual on how to use this padlock!!

slickjones34
slickjones34
8 years ago

“…the combination is 1….. 2……. 3…….. 4……….. 5………..6.” “what kind of idiot has a combination 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!?” “that’s right! what kind of idiot…. change the combination on my luggage….”

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Button this up now!

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

I feel sorta locked into this relationship

breutje
breutje
8 years ago

Korea has a kind of tradition where lovers leave a lock. see: http://www.buhaykorea.com/2009/04/10/n-seoul-towers-locks-of-love/

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

This is kinda like a poem from Henry Alfred:

We ought to be together—you and I;
We want each other so, to comprehend
The dream, the hope, things planned, or seen, or wrought.
Companion, comforter and guide and friend,
As much as love asks love, does thought ask thought.
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly,
We ought to be together, you and I.

Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Wow, this lock is emotionally attached to me!

Wee Lassie
7 years ago

This is Henry Alfred’s poem! I guess they’ve read it in Korean and translated it with google….lol

Arts
Arts
7 years ago

I feel locked into this relationship…

Myself
3 years ago

Good! Now I can lock you out!

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