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Use elvelator

posted on 21 Sep 2012 in Signs

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Found in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

I used to date her.

SF
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SF

You really can’t tell from where you are going to be hit. But it will hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t undarastimand.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Will they ever learn to spell ‘CAUTION’ correctly?!

pijo
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pijo

Expremay Dengerlus, must be the scientific name of the species they warned us to be cautious of …

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Probably a viral campaign for the recent movie ‘Expremay Laud & Incerdably Clous’.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

” I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Expremay Dengerlus.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

One of those silly Latin names of Wile E. Coyote.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Please tell Robert Chambers we found his sign. — Hastur.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I’m a little torn on this one. I like the fact that the Roppongi Yakuza are now warning potential victims of a looming attack but am critical of their spelling.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Jeszzh. Voszzh chourre zdebpb bleedesz!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Dieter Dengerlus, where are you now that we need you?

Algernon
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Algernon

Must be some sort of fish

Rm
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Rm

i am not that carelalus..

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Denger here there is. Caution you must use or you expire may.

Mick
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Mick

Cauction! Bud Grammur!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Someone dropped their expremay dengerlus. Please walk carefully so you don’t tread on it.

Terri
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Terri

What happens when you hire Napolean Dynamite to write the Translator app for the iphone.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Author of this must have cerefulay fallen on someone’s head.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

So, I have to be cautious of my ex in Pre-May (dude, can’t you just call it April?) if I find myself in a den named Gerlus. Got it. But where the heck is this Gerlus?!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

DENGERLUS is my middle name.

Chris
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Chris

Watch that first step.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My name is Elmer J. Fudd, maker of signs.

Jøsh
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Jøsh

As long as the Engrish is from Japan, I feel safe.

in brugge
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in brugge

Ermahgerd! Etch expremay dengerlus

nyuk
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nyuk

An example of Hooked On Phonics gone terribly wrong

KellogGold
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KellogGold

Expremay Dengerlus! Harry Potter’s spell to make you understand Engrish.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

aw, c’mon occifer, “expremay dangerlus” is bit exadger.. exactger..eggsachger.. its a bit much… I only had two drinks! I can drive great!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Tip for sign maker: try not to mix up Google Translate with Captcha…

Classic Steve
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Dictated by someone who’d just been drugged by the danger.

demondude777
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demondude777

But come June….Denger off!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Mat left us this sign outside the Tower of Ghenjei.

(The stuff at the top is in the Old Tongue. Who knew?)

Marum
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Marum

Wrioten whilst under the afluence of interhol.

Marum
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Marum

iacta alea est.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘We are now the Knights who say: “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Expremay. Zoom-Boing. Dengerlus. Z’nourrwringmm.” ‘

Jay
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Jay

Watch out or you could end up with a mouthful of marbles too.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Expremay Intalesteng !

Lora
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Lora

ENGRISH SIGN (Experamay Dengerlus)
ENGRISH CAPTION WRITER (Typeus Hilarius)

…Beep-Beep! *zoooom*

Chris
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What I don’t understand is why they put such dengelus steps there. It’s like “Lets builds some exengelay dengelus steps here and then put a sign on it.”

Ben There
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Ben There

Expremay Dengerlus are the optional steps offered by Tony Little so you can get on your Gazelle without pulling a Dick Van Dyke.

Marum
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Marum

This bloke was walking up yhe steps to the scaffold to be hanged.
When he sets foot on the steps,the whole ganz megillah starts swaying badly.

He turn to the warders escorting him, and and says: “HANG ON! Is this thing safe?”

Sparky
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Sparky

APB…Armed and Expremay Dengerlus.

iLock
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iLock
EffEff
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EffEff

Any relation to Poisonus Gus?

Casey
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Casey

Kith My Ath!

XVYPCMAL
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XVYPCMAL

One of the seven wonder that the seat smoked for you, so be Expremay cautious while handling it.

brian
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brian

by the time you figure out what the sign says, you’re already screwed… the danger will have already got you.

Cindi
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Cindi

The name’s Ellen. Ellen Expremay Dengerlus.

RocketCat
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RocketCat

I misrundestarnd your wrargning

justice
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The spelling is so bad it’s expremay dengerlus

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