Would you like that to go?

Would you like that to go?

posted on 6 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I left a deposit on a new seat…

Photo courtesy of Michael Rywalt.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Can I recommend the blind trout.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Of course it’s happy – it’s an EXIT!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Happy & crappy.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

It’s more than a toilet; it’s a happy home for pot monsters.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Their beer tastes like piss!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Listen, pal, I’ve been in a lot of delicious, happy toilets, so don’t think yours is such hot stuff just because it’s next to Tai Kang Road!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Toilet
Toileter
Toiletest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Next time I see a happy dog I’ll know where it got its last drink.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

This brings back memories of when Mum let me lick the bowl. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s such a fancy way to say ”I’m going to a restaurant in a toilet!”

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

A restaurant cum toilet?

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

It’s more than a toilet! It’s a floor wax! Or a dessert topping!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Let me guess – it’s a Suck Ho Bldg in disguise

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Looks like it will make your head swell up too.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

If you survive the miscellaneous bacteria and the pot monsters, you’re gonna have a delicious and happy dessert!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Stop saying it’s crappy! It’s more than a toilet to me… we’re in love.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Looks like this is where you drop the kids off at the pool.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

These people must have confidence in the food they serve. Most other restaurants do not have a dedicated dining room, only a toilet that doubles as dining room. It saves customers the sprint when the food makes their bowels act up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Restroom or restaurant?

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The Chinese says something like “Toilet joyful subject restaurant”. Did someone really believe it was a good idea to use the word “toilet” in the name for a restaurant?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I thought cottaging was meant to be low key…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Would you care for a dessert, Sir?
– No thank you, I’m full. Could you tell me where the men’s restaurant is, please?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter! There’s too much restroom pepper on my crap!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Best sh!t on the block.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Flush clockwise, Flush counterclockwise, Good Day Bidet and ever popular Peter Pan.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Where, apparently, the women have moons in orbit around their heads.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

You’ll leave with a s***-eating grin.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

The waiter pissed on my leg and told me it was lemonade.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@ KellogGold: The moons about the head I can handle. It’s the Eye of Sauron over the toilet that bothers me.

timo
timo
8 years ago

Better than “Less than toilet!”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Is that more than To Let ?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

And by the way, the name of the owner’s daughter is probably ‘Loo’.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Soon to open a franchise in Flushing, N.Y.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

Welcome, right this way. Would you prefer a stall or a urinal?

Kainaw
Kainaw
8 years ago

For those who are interested… This is a restaurant (initially from Japan) where the seats, cups, and bowls are shaped like toilets. Why? Nothing whets an appetite like a shimmering toilet.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Gentlemen. Will you be upstanding.

Ladies. Please be seated.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Ammenties block at Flushing Meadows.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

From the rooter to the tooter.

Goofy
Goofy
8 years ago

It got four stars in Frommer’s coprophage section.

Goofy
Goofy
8 years ago

Endorsed by 50,000 flies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– What is more than toilet?
– Toilette!

RT
RT
8 years ago

… and yes, our toilet also doubles as a hot pot cooker. just remember not to confuse the knob that controls the heat with the handle that flushes.

David R
David R
8 years ago

I’m not going to post a link as that might be considered spam, but Google “modern toilet restaurant” to find out what this sign is about. I knew something was fishy looking at the Chinese (便所欢乐主题餐厅 for you fellow students out there), and I soon found out why…

… It’s been awhile since I’ve experienced culture shock, but i think I’m officially there again.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

@ David R: I was going to say ‘thank you’ but since I am now wondering whether I have woken up in a parallel universe I am not sure that is what I mean. ‘Top new creative idea from toilet and sh*ts’

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

♫ More than a toilet to meee… ♫

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Riddle me this Scatman!
It’s more than toilet
but less than bathroom…
What is it?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

I don’t want to live on Tal Kang Road…

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Oh by the way, it was The Piddler who was talking to Scatman.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ David R: Thanks, the Wikipedia entry is most informative.
The part about the Dr Slump ice cream……. 😯

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Ya gotta watch the tables. They automatically flush every 5 minutes.

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