You had me at miscellaneous…

You had me at miscellaneous…

posted on 5 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

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Algernon
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Algernon

So they’re not magic then.

Algernon
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Algernon

I know its the green bits.

krysto4
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krysto4

Beware of pot monsters! They get the munchies and eat up all your bacteria…

Mick
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Mick

All Pot Monsters are miscellaneous…

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Once digested, they become pot monsters yet again!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Welcome to the Timothy Leary buffet.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Pot monsters are distant relatives of the Cookie Monster

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Pot monsters are found at the end of the rainbow guarding the gold coins.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”A portion of mountain delicacies without bacteria. And keep those monsters in a pot, please.”

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a bacteria pot monster!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A pot monster is what you become when you grow up with the grass.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.

pijo
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pijo

That’s a very dangerous delicacies

Classic Steve
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I think this menu was written by one.

Camy
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Camy

The ridiculous has again reached new hights with this dish.

DrLex
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DrLex

That’s a complicated name for “leftovers that have been sitting in our fridge for a few too many months.”

Lora
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Lora

Way to increase Americans’ paranoia with China, by not washing their hands while handling the food. 🙂

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

You’d better eat everything, sweetie. You don’t want to be eaten by the pot monsters, do you?

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Miscellaneous bacteria and pot monsters. It makes me wonder what kind of dread is mountain delicacies.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Pot Monsters. Bet you can’t be eaten by just one.

Sparky
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Sparky

I just had a pot monster and feel better now.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Pot Monsters: Made by bacteria, enjoyed by everyone.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Can I just have the delicacies without all the bacteria and monsters and stuff?

algernon
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algernon

OK. But make sure I get the miscellaneous bacteria pot monsters. I don’t want just any bacteria pot monsters. You can’t be too careful.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Please don’t smoke the monsters.

timo
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timo

My roommate in college called himself a “pot monster.” I wonder if it’s the same…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What, monsters? I see only peasant mushrooms.

Flaregun
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Flaregun

The ironic thing is, the really nasty stuff is probably the “Mountain delicascies”.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Waiter . . . Mountain delicacies, minus all the miscellaneous items, pleeeeeeese !!

Marum
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Marum

I thought a Bacteria was a camel with two humps.

slickjones34
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slickjones34

oi! i can’t eat this dish, though it looks delicious, because i already have irritable bowel syndrome and would crap all over the place, with the bacterias and the little pot monsters running amok in my intestines!!

wl
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Sounds like bad ‘shrooms.

RJF
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RJF

Miscellaneous Pot Monsters are added for flavoring.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If mountain delicacies are anything like mountain oysters, I’ll stick to the monsters.

Jøsh
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Jøsh

Bong-zilla

Mark Alan Miller
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Mark Alan Miller

‘Mountain Delicacy’, new drug slang for pot+shrooms.

Pete
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Pete

Aaaaugh!! The county food inspector just drove up!!!

Jay
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Jay

Well the first character is shan, which is mountain, but that’s just about the extent of my chinese.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Sparky: Good one! I LOLd so hard I almost made a pot monster.

EffEff
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EffEff

And I thought that pot-induced genetic mutations was just a scare story….

IvanIsn'tTerrible
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IvanIsn'tTerrible

Miscellanious monsters from the delicate alpine bacteria pot!

had me at miscellanous too
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had me at miscellanous too

omg that was a good laugh, miscellanious bacteria pot monsters. genius

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