Depends on my bladder

Depends on my bladder

posted on 9 Oct 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I’m a pissimist…

Photo courtesy of Taya Korea.
Shirt found in Seoul, Korea. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

At last something to wear with my Diarrhoea t-shirt

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Also comes in yellow.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Or just passing

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

What a p*ssy t-shirt

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

I am a pissmistic person and I am half pissed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

It’s full. The air is made of fart.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

Autourine therapy is big in Korea.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Designed by the sniper from Team Fortress 2.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

That little ribbon is so cute.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I’m not sure which of the two options corresponds to the optimist vision in this case.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s full.
As evidenced by the Sewage Theorem:
1 gallon sewage, plus 99 gallons or water
equals 100 gallons of sewage.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Really!? You must be taking the half jar of piss.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Is this Engrish or just weird?
Also the person who sent this photo to Engrish.com
has the same last name as the country the shirt was found in!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I might want this shirt.
I’d never wear it.
But I got a long list of people who need one as a gift.

Bob America
Bob America
8 years ago

@iLock: Is it humor or profound wisdom?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

I’m not sure.
Ask an alcoholic.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

It was full until Bear Grills got thirsty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Found in piss room.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Take half full, get half empty for free.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Q. When is a door of a piss room not a door of a piss room?
A. When it’s ajar…… of piss.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

You asked the question too soon. I haven’t finished yet!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

… either way , it’s not that good

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Your typical ‘half and half’ product.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Put a crucifix in it and call it art…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Compared to this, Schrödinger’s Cat paradox is a piss off cake.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Either way, I still have to go.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

A drunk Indian man reading it backwards:
“Ssip fo Raj!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Every time I drink beer, I ask myself exactly the same question.

Bystander
Bystander
8 years ago

I cried wee-wee-wee all the way to the toilet.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Either way just keep that lid closed…

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I don’t think your doctor is going to care about this.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Hey, it was full just a moment ago! What have you done to half of it?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Hold on, I’m gonna ask Bear Grylls.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

A jar of piss….more than toilet!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

It is half emoty.
I am not an optimist, I am a pissimist.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Neither. Jar’s too big. My eyes were bigger than my bladder.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Pour it on the head of whoever made this shirt and it’ll be completely empty.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

What’s a bit of salty water between friends?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Bowl of poo: Flush or Do not flush?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“I don’t care if it’s half full or not. You have failed this drug test.”

Vampyrium
Vampyrium
8 years ago

Must be a big fan of Jarate!

RT
RT
8 years ago

*insert dumb and dumber jokes here*

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Don’t let Randall Munroe see this.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

very nice color coordination

PartyPooper
PartyPooper
8 years ago

Whether it was found in Korea or not, this is from the webcomic toothpastefordinner.com.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Engineer: This piss jar is twice as big as it needs to be.

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

Now on sale for half off!

CodeNameStrupid
CodeNameStrupid
7 years ago

JARATE!

Flurng
Flurng
7 years ago

Half full, half empty – all disgusting!

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