Depends on my bladder

Depends on my bladder

posted on 9 Oct 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I’m a pissimist…

Photo courtesy of Taya Korea.
Shirt found in Seoul, Korea. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

At last something to wear with my Diarrhoea t-shirt

Algernon
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Algernon

Also comes in yellow.

Algernon
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Algernon

Or just passing

Algernon
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Algernon

What a p*ssy t-shirt

Tong
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Tong

I am a pissmistic person and I am half pissed.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s full. The air is made of fart.

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Autourine therapy is big in Korea.

DrLex
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DrLex

Designed by the sniper from Team Fortress 2.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

That little ribbon is so cute.

DrLex
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DrLex

I’m not sure which of the two options corresponds to the optimist vision in this case.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s full.
As evidenced by the Sewage Theorem:
1 gallon sewage, plus 99 gallons or water
equals 100 gallons of sewage.

iLock
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iLock

Really!? You must be taking the half jar of piss.

iLock
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iLock

Is this Engrish or just weird?
Also the person who sent this photo to Engrish.com
has the same last name as the country the shirt was found in!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I might want this shirt.
I’d never wear it.
But I got a long list of people who need one as a gift.

Bob America
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Bob America

@iLock: Is it humor or profound wisdom?

iLock
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iLock

I’m not sure.
Ask an alcoholic.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It was full until Bear Grills got thirsty.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Found in piss room.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Take half full, get half empty for free.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Q. When is a door of a piss room not a door of a piss room?
A. When it’s ajar…… of piss.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You asked the question too soon. I haven’t finished yet!

pijo
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pijo

… either way , it’s not that good

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Your typical ‘half and half’ product.

krysto4
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krysto4

Put a crucifix in it and call it art…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Compared to this, Schrödinger’s Cat paradox is a piss off cake.

Sparky
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Sparky

Either way, I still have to go.

iLock
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iLock

A drunk Indian man reading it backwards:
“Ssip fo Raj!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Every time I drink beer, I ask myself exactly the same question.

Bystander
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Bystander

I cried wee-wee-wee all the way to the toilet.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Either way just keep that lid closed…

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

I don’t think your doctor is going to care about this.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Hey, it was full just a moment ago! What have you done to half of it?

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Hold on, I’m gonna ask Bear Grylls.

KellogGold
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KellogGold

A jar of piss….more than toilet!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

It is half emoty.
I am not an optimist, I am a pissimist.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Neither. Jar’s too big. My eyes were bigger than my bladder.

Lora
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Lora

Pour it on the head of whoever made this shirt and it’ll be completely empty.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

What’s a bit of salty water between friends?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bowl of poo: Flush or Do not flush?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“I don’t care if it’s half full or not. You have failed this drug test.”

Vampyrium
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Vampyrium

Must be a big fan of Jarate!

RT
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RT

*insert dumb and dumber jokes here*

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Don’t let Randall Munroe see this.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

very nice color coordination

PartyPooper
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PartyPooper

Whether it was found in Korea or not, this is from the webcomic toothpastefordinner.com.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Engineer: This piss jar is twice as big as it needs to be.

tadchem
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tadchem

Now on sale for half off!

CodeNameStrupid
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CodeNameStrupid

JARATE!

Flurng
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Flurng

Half full, half empty – all disgusting!

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