Diana Flush beats four of a kind

Diana Flush beats four of a kind

posted on 18 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

So beautiful, she was the Jack of Clubs…

Photo courtesy of  Alex J Dennis.
Playing cards found in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

As long as she’s not an Ace in the hole

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Diana: Princess, Star, Angel and Cow.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I knew it! The whole Columbus thing was a lie. United States came to earth in a giant spaceship.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Diana, Princess of Whales was a Moby star

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Life is full of complex destined to color.”

Last time I found myself in a minefield and holding a hand grenade, I was thinking the exact same thing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“This is my tiara. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

All right, people, queue up here to milk gallons of pounds sterling from Her Royal Highness.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

“I say, who left this pile of horse crap in my minefield?”

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Sounds like she’ll give Our Lady of Fatima a run for her money. When’s the novena?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I didn’t know she was on the Al Qaeda most wanted list.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This is the story:

United States came to earth upon the front lawn of the British Royal family. Diana came with them. There was a brief Star Wars, but who cares. Since joining the British Royal family, Diana learned to speak in advanced Engrish tongues. One day, the Royal family told United States to go away. So they lived happily with Diana forever after, until a known accident occurs.

But something has never been revealed: was Diana an angel of cow?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

And oh, how I miss ’80’s hair. (Oops just outed myself as a geezer.)

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“I don’t often stand in minefields, but when I do I like to throw balls of mud at photographers.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Why did Elton John go to Princess Di’s funeral?

A. So there would be at least one sad old queen there.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

What the Earth needs is a Royal Flush.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Diana a.k.a. ‘Poker Face’.

flicky1991
7 years ago

“So beautiful, she was the Jack of Clubs…”

I’m no expect at reading things that aren’t entirely in the picture, but it looks a lot more like a 9 than a J.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

“Here you go, a Full House of princesses!”
“It’s not better than my Royal Flush of princesses!”
“So what do you say of my Four Of A Kind of princesses?”
“Uh… does this mean we all won?”
“No, it means that we shouldn’t play with this moronic Engrish deck.”

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

Wonder what United States is doing there in the card

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Diana was no Joker?

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Survived a minefield and killed by tabloid reporters. Typical.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Diana was way ahead of the curve, playing Halo before it came out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Spaceship Name: Princess Ace Of Space
Ship Population: Two decks
Alien Species Not Excluded: Frams Torners (Offline translation: ‘Rounded Corners’)
Joker: Cap’n Holodeck
Origin: United Kingdom Of America (In the middle of Milka Way)
Mission: Impossible

Samsung Galaxy Note III from Diana: ”iSheep, not Cow!”

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Who else is in that deck o’cards?

RT
RT
7 years ago

sweet, my yugioh world leaders expansion deck came in the mail today!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Never walk in a field full of Perigo Minas (dangerous mines) without carrying your trusty Perigosto Stick.

Jøsh
Jøsh
7 years ago

“I wouldn’t say she’s a cash cow but we do sell allot of these un-licensed playing cards.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’ve often suspected that some of the Royals were not playing with a full deck.

DanT
DanT
7 years ago

Caption for picture on the Jack of Clubs card: “Hey Charles, catch this!”

Bob
Bob
7 years ago

“cash cow” is my favorite part.

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