Dispose of body parts somewhere else please

Dispose of body parts somewhere else please

posted on 5 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine MacPhail.
Sign found in Holiday Plaza Shopping Mall, Shenzhen, China. 

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Mick
Mick
8 years ago

Deathly Disposals will be destroyed!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Evidence Recycling bins are provided for your convenience.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Confusing. Am I allowed to dump a corpse here if I didn’t murder it myself?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

For background music they have the One Hundred And One Strings version of Helter Skelter playing,

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Well don’t throw yourself into it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Litterally?

SF
SF
8 years ago

Sbarro’s trash has to be disposed of elsewhere.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The killer left behind a hammer and a wishbone: it’s murder most fowl.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Bring out the dead!”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Now does this mean I cannot dump corpses here as a killer, or I cannot dump dead killers here as a cop?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Only mediocre littering allowed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You Stab ‘Em — You Stash ‘Em

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Honest, officer, that dead body on the floor isn’t mine. My dead body is still here in this ba- Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Hey, what do you throw there!!? ooh .. a piece of paper? will it be able to kill anybody? ooh no ..? .. Never mind then …

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

I didn’t set out to be a homicidal maniac. It just started that day I threw out one gum wrapper…

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: “I’m not dead yet. I think I might go for a walk.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

We’re watching you, Jerry Lee Lewis!.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I am a cat. I understand this sign perfectly.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I’m sorry Shao Kahn, I’m not allowed to finish him here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’ll do some litter killing instead.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@Ben: I’m pining for the fjords.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Also no groovy, boss, or far-out littering.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Somebody told me…
that you tossed a bottle…
that looked like a drink can…
that I tossed in February of last year…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Rule enacted after Jeffry Dahlmer stayed there one night.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

What about zombies?

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Please go to the Regularday Plaza to dump your dead.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@jjhitt: looks like a hammer and a breast. Well, you know where my mind is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Killer lettering for a T-shirt

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Can’t throw my corpses on the ground, can’t store them in a locker.
(7) brog.engrish.com/2008/10/14/corpse-in-train-station-locker/
Where can I put them?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

How about these killer boots? Like ’em? Knew ya would!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

What about victim littering?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

This Is the Horrorday Plaza.

emily
emily
8 years ago

How else could I dispose of killers?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

That Italian Cooking was killer, dude.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Duuuude! Killer litter!

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
7 years ago

Gnarly paper toss!

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