Don’t get stuck in a scrud

Don’t get stuck in a scrud

posted on 13 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Dan Ports.
Towel packaging made in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Rud me until I scream “Yi YU”!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Its the hand that does it

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Lightly Soap … Same Scrud, Less Filling.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Don’t be too rud or else it won’t be comfortable anymore…

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Don’t take these instructions lighly, or else my partner Soap will scrud you and no amount of rudding will make you feel comfortable anymore.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I already have a bath feeling about this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

To stop the water getting too dirty, I like to remove most of the scrud before I get into the bath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Towel accelerates blood circulation => comfortably and refreshingly heart attack

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If that feeling bath feels me one more time, it’s gonna get a swift kick in the plughole!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Don’t be so scrud, Rud. I’m just Lightly Soap, Towel is my best partner, and if you don’t like it, go and have a feeling bath elsewhere!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Beware of scrud missle attack.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

– Captain Yi YU, the ship’s rud has jammed.
– Well then sailor, I invite you to scrud.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I think it depends on what you do with the towel that would cause “blood acceleration.” (wink, wink)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No need to scrud – just do it.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

Rud is not enough to make me comfortable, I still need to scrud

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Wow! I guess scrud is really a cool, new word for jerki (rest of post censored by authorites).

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

This Scrud’s for you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

From ‘The Dark Towel’ series

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The partner of Soap is called Bubbles. They’ve been going together for years.

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

Rud a dud dud, for use in the tud.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I don’t meant to be rud, but a nylon towel? not too plactical!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Just scrud on the run, Hud / There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

(Not washing at all is another one.)

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

CORRECTION

Just scrud on the rud, Hud / There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

(Not washing at all is another one.)

coffeebot
7 years ago

I use Lighly Soap on my lighs

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

No need to scrud, just lightly rud to produce a dig dulge and enjoy . . .

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

They must be Kiwis.

After a really hot bath you come out rud.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Is that a Crow, perched on her head?

jonnytbone
jonnytbone
7 years ago

But darling most of all, I love how you rud me.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

When soap is your partner, dropping your partner suddenly is alot worse than usual.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Always remember son, before that hot date, be prepared.
Shower and scrud with YI YU and make sure to bring a rudder with you.

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

I love a good duddle dath!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Rudby players get stuck in scruds.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

A feeling bath. Jeez, these new agey therapy sessions just get weirder and weirder.

DECMATH
DECMATH
7 years ago

Because you’re uncomfortable and stultifying right now.

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