Eat! Don’t Exercise!

Eat! Don’t Exercise!

posted on 30 Oct 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Just being responsible…

Sign spotted in Thailand.

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iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Shoot heroin! Don’t walk

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

That’s the spirit!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Smuggle drugs into our country! Don’t get caught

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Thanks I’ll get the bus

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Get into flag waving instead

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Think! Don’t thrive

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Stink! Don’t pungent

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Slink! Don’t jive… turkey

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I got carried away there… Don’t worry I’m gonna stop now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

And don’t stop drinking until you can read the rest of the sign.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

After all, you don’t make any friends driving.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What’s the penalty for drinking while under the influence of freeway?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They’re talking to you, Jack Daniel and Johnny Walker!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Why drink & drive if you can just keep on drinking?

krysto4
krysto4
7 years ago

Brought to you by Siamese Brewing Company…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

….but obey the limits or you’ll lose your drinking licence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Horse! Don’t crack

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When changing drinks, always indicate and give way to temptation.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Heheh, Remind me of when the police pulled me up in PNG giving some of the workers a lift home (It was after midnight). I was three sheets to the wind, and still had a stubbie in my hands. After thanking me for giving the guys a ride home, he decided to caution me. “Masta!” yu nokin dring na drive. Yu pulup longsait road, yu dringim bia pinis, tasol yu driveim ka.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just don’t hangover the Sign

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Water! Don’t dehydrate!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

After 12 Johnny Walkers, you can chip or putt, but driving is out of the question!

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

Friends don’t let friends drive.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I took the bus home but can’t remember where I parked it.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

The most effective anti-drunk-driving campaign ever instituted in Arkansas.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

A Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Taxi Drivers association and the Alcohol Board of Thailand.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Eat ! Don’t Poop

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@Marum: heh heh… you said “pinis”.

(Seriously, Tok Pisin is one of my favorite languages. Thanks for the cool story.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s screwdrivers!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

We are spirits in the pedestrian world

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Drive! Don’t text!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Honest officer. I was just obeying the rules of the road.

Mike K
Mike K
7 years ago

Mounted on a tree and wooden pole…….to no where………

Mike K
Mike K
7 years ago

I don’t see a road anywhere in site……is this not making sense to anyone else……

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@ Biff. Monin wantok. Yu stap gut? Yes “pinis”. If you know they way they drink in PNG, you would know. Did you work in PNG? Contact me on hamredba@bigpond.com. Mi kisim hamamas long taim yumi troim moa tokpisin i kam i go.

Lisa Stewart
Lisa Stewart
7 years ago

Play! Don’t work

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

We strongly advise you to get out of your car and start drinking heavily.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: As long as it’s OK with the drivers. You don’t want to accidentally them. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Accidental drivers screw it all up. So they transform them into a drink!

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Guess that’s how they control traffic in Thailand.

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