Great for original usage memos

Great for original usage memos

posted on 21 Oct 2012 in Stationery

They’re too good for the Abandonment Division!

Photo courtesy of Heidi Kay Carson.
Pens made in Japan. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Does the sun ever shine in the place where the infant’s hand doesn’t reach?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I assume that the infant’s hand doesn’t make the abandonment division of the municipality.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We’ve been having a lot of problems with these being used for things other than memos.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Pens have been used for so many things I doubt that there are any more original usages.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

How could I make upward the pen ahead? I don’t even practise yoga!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

If there’s a leakage please call the bomb squad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

And I was always wondering where all the ballpoint pens go

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Also, not to be used for the other use.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Maybe there is a pen for an abandoned pen…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

So many pretty colours, you can use them with gay abandon!

Abandonment Division will soon be playing at a gay bar in your town.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

MEMO: Please avoid using it for the usage other than the usage

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Memo: Please don’t buy these. Buy pencils instead.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I only counted 9 pens. Not only do they have abandonment issues, but one must be bipolar and write in two different colors. 🙂

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

I work in the Abandonment Division and I approve this message.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Abandonment Division – a punk rock band with a strong interest in stationary stationery.

And a habit of stealing paper clips.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

You should only use these pens to write memo in an original way.
As soon as you find a way, please post it on Deviant Art.

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Abandon Marker!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Whenever I make the upward pen ahead, it avoids using by its own will!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Please don’t remind me of the place where the infant’s hand DOES reach. I shudder to think about it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Abandon hope, all ye who leakage here.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Technicolon pens! But once you have made them upward ahead on the place where infant’s hand doesn’t reach, avoid using them, even for memos. In fact you can think of abandonment.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I think we’ve found Dubya’s Axis of Polypropylene.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Uhhh! —- Hai!.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

This is the Japanese weapon of mass distraction.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Abandonment – THE very best way to avoid using it.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

I abandon my pens only in the countryside so that one day it will be as full of litter as any municipality.

RT
RT
8 years ago

*sees “make upward the pen ahead”…*

you mean i can use it to poke my friend’s ***hole as a prank?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Please stick this pen in your axis.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Come to think of it. I would always follow the Abandonment division of any authority. They have the best parties.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please do not use this at all and abandon it immediately.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Creativity is strictly forbidden. Drawing will be punished.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Abandon all taupe, ye who enter here.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

But my pens have abandonment issues… 🙁

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Note to self: Do not stick these pens onto pregnant womens’ chests
otherwise infant’s hand could reach it.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Misuse will be reported to the Secret Japanese Pen-tagon.

aesop
aesop
7 years ago

ink removed for your safety

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