Hot cross buns!

Hot cross buns!

posted on 23 Oct 2012 in Signs

Thanks, I’ll stand…

Photo courtesy of Estecho.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Japanese says: “We have a smoking section in our restaurant”. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This way, it smoked cigarette buttocks more easily.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

Just another Japanese pickup line.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Fireproof pants available at the counter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Smoking or non-smoking, Sir?
– I prefer casual clothing, thank you.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Something about ash and the buttocks I suspect. Just be careful of the animals.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Sign over electric chair.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I say, have you rung up the fire brigade?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

There ain’t nothing like really authentic Mexican food.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Smoking seat is just a part of Suck Ho Bldg furniture collection. To make you even hotter, we also prepared the Chesterfield sofa in which it burned for you. Just take care not to abuse the fire extinguisher.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

This seat gets more butts than an ashtray.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

I hope it wasn’t It the clown…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Somebody’s been sitting in my chair- what an ash hole!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Fire in the hole!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I didn’t think anyone smoked Chesterfields these days…..

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Glad the seat smoked it, I hate tobacco. Now if it had some……..

Niko
Niko
8 years ago

Thing is… I usually know generally what they are trying to get at. Not here. What is this sign actually trying to say?

coffeebot
8 years ago

Don’t sit down in Hell’s Kitchen

coffeebot
8 years ago

Hey, liar’s pants really do catch fire

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Rump roast!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

The Lazy Boy smoker.

Crazy M
Crazy M
8 years ago

Set in it while it’s fresh!

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Charred for her pleasure…

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Low tar Benches never do it for me.

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Now you know what it is like to be on the hot seat.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

That is better than the chair I had to sit in when I went to the strip club. It took me a couple weeks to get rid of that problem….

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I’ll stick to the Swedish snus suppositories, thanks.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Can’t give up smoking? Our Intelligent Seat will steal your cigarettes and smoke them itself.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@GwydionM: until the system becomes self-aware and health-conscious.

Susan the First
8 years ago

Prease to sit light here! No smorking!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Mind your arse (!!)

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Pennywise must be through really diffuclt time to be smoking for strangers in a restaurant.

emily
emily
8 years ago

Please press the fire alarm if your room won’t stop smoking!!!

Nobody
Nobody
7 years ago

Are you threatening me?

Do I want to know what “it” is?

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