I’ll make sure you get cookies

I’ll make sure you get cookies

posted on 8 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Bookmark this table.

Photo courtesy of Emily Kneeland.
Found in hotel room in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Its a static thing

SF
SF
7 years ago

I’m sure I put it there just a moment ago. Has anybody a backup?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It’s hard enough already to find stuff on the internet in China, so don’t make it any harder.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

And I thought the Facebook timeline was a bad idea.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Please don’t move the letter t away from the apostrophe.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Virtual space is very difficult to find.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It keeps the table from wiggling.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Please don’t move the Internet, it’s very sensitive
and crying could short circuit itself.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Who moved my homepage?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Internet is quite happy where it is, just a bit to the left of reality.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

I will only move the computer, I’ll leave Internet there …

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
7 years ago

“Dude, where’s my internet?” 😀

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Only boring stories allowed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Can I just stimulate its bits?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Last time someone did it, the cats dropped all over the place.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

You don’t want the trolls to tear you into pieces, do you?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

It’s just a jump to the left.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I have AT&T. Trust me, my internet isn’t moving very fast at all.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

If it’s mobile it moves by itself

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And don’t drill holes into the Cyberspace.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

it would be hor ribble if the wo rds got brok en in the mo ve.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Boy: Dad, what did you bring back from China for me?

Dad: Son, here is the whole internet…enjoy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I moved it and it came back!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Great, now Wikipedia is going to have another blackout campaign.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

It’s fine to keep it there, but you might want to cover it up bc viruses have been going around the office. And please don’t leave your Spam lying open! No one wants to share that mess with you.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Attn: Please don’t move.

From: The Internet

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Ok, then I shall download the Internet.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It followed me home mummy. Can I keep it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Freeze!”

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Yes my name is Don T. Where would you like me to put this internet you ordered now?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

We like it where it IS! You got a problem with that?
–The Teamsters Union

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

i before e except after c.
No space before t except after an apostophe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It takes experts to move an Internet. Somebody has to disconnect all the You Tubes and if there’s a p0rn spill it will need special decontamination procedures.
Then when it’s in the new position it must be adjusted so that Craigslist is listing at the correct angle.

Jøsh
Jøsh
7 years ago

Me calling desk- “My room lost internet”
Annoyed Clerk- “Sir, did you move it?”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

The Elders of the Internet request that you don’ t move it.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Son, I just got back from Beijing and brought you the entire Great Firewall of China for a gift!

(Actually the sign reads “Please don’t move the COMPUTER.”

Johm
Johm
7 years ago

No Internets for you.

Myself
4 years ago

Ah, the novelization of the Internet is finally out!

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