It’s just unnatural

It’s just unnatural

posted on 10 Oct 2012 in Signs

They’ll just want more…

Photo courtesy of  Donna Spalding.
Found in Yokosuka, Japan.

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SF
SF
8 years ago

If they do, please follow a magnum .44 manner. D’you feel lucky, pet?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Box contains one large cork.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Oh my god, I just had feces myself. I must be infected.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Come on, let them go, Tarzan!”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I once had a rabbit as a pet. It violated this prohibition in a maximum manner by first having feces and then having its own feces.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Because their owners are full of it.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Only anally retentive pets here

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Can I let a pet have a half jar of pises?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Just let them watch movie ‘Fece Off’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This fece is… MINE!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

My dog prefers to think of it as “Doing the needful”.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Sorry, I am yet to complete my maximum manner course, hopefully my pet won’t have feces while I’m at it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

They will know if you violate this order, by your pet’s sh!t-eating grin.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

CAUTION! EXPLODING PETS AHEAD.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

I agree with this completely. In fact, I named my dog Sherlock.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

All feces have been passed by the Ministry and are considered too good to be wasted on pets.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Pet-exploders? Hmm, I think Wile E. Coyote could use these to catch Road Runner.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Actually, certain pets like Guinea Pigs and Rabbits must eat their own feces because their digestive tracts produce certain nutrients that they can only obtain by eating their feces.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
8 years ago

@Dervrak, my boston terrier eats his own feces..just because he likes it I guess. He also eats cat shit, horse shit and other dogs’ shit

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

These are my feces. There are many others like them, but these are mine. My feces are my life.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

They have no business doing their business.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

My pet will not be happy about this, he is very anal…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

A pet? Which one?

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

You can have some, but not your pet.

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

Sign has giant orange explosion for dramatic effect.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Krap-Pow!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Nuclear instructions inside.

jonnytbone
jonnytbone
8 years ago

I let my dog have feces once. It wasn’t pretty.

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Is this an exhortation to use a pooper scooper or an injunction against coprophagia?

timo
timo
8 years ago

Please, only feed pet water and hard cheeses.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’ve been so busy keeping my pet away from the feces, I’m really pooped!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Dervrak. I didn’t need to know that.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

If your pet craps on the carpet the Nuclear Collar goes crtical, and vapourises the little bugger.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I must have got my house-training wrong. Everytime my dog craps on the carpet, he rubs his nose in it, runs round the room yelping, and throws himself out the window.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

WHat’s this, a product to cause extreme constipation?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I can haz feces?

phoenixx
phoenixx
8 years ago

we dont need your sh!t we have enough of our own.

SABRINA
SABRINA
7 years ago

Rabbits do that all the time, they gobble their food during the day and they eat their droppings
during the night to re-proccess the food and absorb
all nutrients

IvanTheReallyReallyNiceGuy
IvanTheReallyReallyNiceGuy
6 years ago

This is valid advice.

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