I’ve been burned before…

I’ve been burned before…

posted on 28 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Nancy Bortz.
Sign found  at a zoo in Chongqing China.

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Do not be afraid I’m asleep

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

In that specific order?

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I had a bad experience with a Yandere before…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Sign on a singles bar in Tokyo

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I know it’s Halloween, but don’t go overboard when we’re naked, okay?
I mean, Purim was bad enough.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Ignore the instruments of torture hanging on the bedroom walls, they’re purely decorative.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

That’s what I said before he showed me his junk. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Of course I won’t. I’m just not sure about that love thing.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

How about just a little BOO!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Fifty shades of green green grass

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Who are you anyway?!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

They always seem so nice when you first meet them….

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Make love, not war

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

When there are large carnivorous animals at the zoo it’s more like the other way around.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I suppose bondage is out of the question.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Calm down, I just want to remove horny with a stick.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Every breath you take
Every move you make….

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Aww! It’s not that big.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That’s such a big gun you have. Is it loaded?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes. Not the Persians! ANYTHING but the Persians.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Come! Go to fantasize
with me together
Release all do not
terrify me fully.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

I am just looking for sex, not marriage.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

All of Drew Petersons wives said that.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

You hear that, stalkers?

Nice
7 years ago

Wife beaters!

HetaliaFan
HetaliaFan
6 years ago

Germany
Germany
Germany is a really, really, really nice place….

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