Look, just … don’t….

Look, just … don’t….

posted on 14 Oct 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Russell Parry.
Found outside a supermarket in Pattaya, Thailand. 

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alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

An animal with cigarette buttocks is surely superb, but I don’t want to see it’s “garbage”, no matter if it abandoned it or not.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I definitely recommend this show, although make sure you sit a few seats away from the stage and wear something waterproof

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cigarette buttocks- that’s a nice piece of ash!

Algernon
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Algernon

Its a real bummer for the animals

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Abandon garbage, all ye who has already should not in this area!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: smorking superb animals may be a buttock hazard.

DrLex
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DrLex

Once I accidentally sat on an ashtray. It gave me a serious case of cigarette buttocks.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hey babe, yo’ ass smokin’ like mad!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do not let a superb animal have buttocks!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Remember the Garbage!

SF
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SF

Please save the natural habitat of the Garbage Tiger.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

You or not you should never always do something here there or somewhere else please ignore obey this massage

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Abandon ye not the garbage, ye cigarette-smokers who enter here!

Chuck
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Chuck

If the Superb Animal has already, are we not too late ?
That’s like putting the Buttocks before the Cigarette !

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t worry, that’s my pet raccoon that likes to smoke. I’ll pick it up later after I get off MY buttocks.

Jim
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Jim

“Gabby Johnson is right – who can argue with logic like that?”

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

So, it shouldn’t abandon the garbage but has already done it anyway.
Superb animal: the Engrish translation for diva.

Lora
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Lora

Humans are superb animals: walking upright, learning to use fire, knowing how to use tools, creating art and music, finding vaccines for disease, abandoning garbage and cigarettes all over the area when they should not while siting on their buttocks…:-P

Marum
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Marum

The alternative method of smoking.
Guaranteed not to cause Lung-cancer.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Oh, in *this* area. Now I understand.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

Cigatettes ARE garbage, & all superb animals, such as antelopes, should abandon them, in this or any area. Butt hold onto your buttocks, you’re gonna need them for the rest of your life.

Marum
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Marum

Buts butts buttocks. Hmmm.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Cigarette buttocks . . . so where is the cigarette dick?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I’ll abandon it if I want to, cigar face!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

You can never be too careful around cigarette buttocks. Thanks for the warning.

tadchem
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tadchem

That explains the funny taste the last time we had Thai take-out.

pijo
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pijo

are you referring superb animal to human?

EffEff
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EffEff

Superb animal = cigarette-smoking baboon

Alan
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Alan

My friend in Thailand translates it as “Enlightened beings will not throw away trash or cigarette butts in this area,” but she thinks their version is more interesting.

RJF
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RJF

Ass Cigarettes, half the tar, twice the gas.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

What if the superb animal is Joe Camel?

Myself
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When we named the lion this year’s “Superb Animal” – which is a little annual award thing we have at this zoo – he let it go completely to his head and now does nothing but lie around and leave garbage and cigarette buttocks around. That’s why we put up this sign.

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