The Lord smells him not

The Lord smells him not

posted on 29 Oct 2012 in Clothing

Hallelujah–I smell him!

Photo courtesy of Jessica Manack.
Found at boutique in Osaka, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Give the boyfriend a bar of soap

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Thou shalt not covet thy boyfriend’s odor.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Did someone just change the Matrix?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Prayer changes things.
“Things” does not necessarily include dirty underwear.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Wearing this shirt will keep God close to your heart … or cleavage.

SF
SF
7 years ago
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ All things bright and beautiful
All boyfriends grunt and smell….
All things male and odourful,
The Lord God made them all.♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I now pronounce you man and whiff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Voice of God: “JUST PULL HIS FINGER.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Well, Yi-YU invited him to have a feeling bath

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just buy him that sewage kit and he’ll come back

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

@SF Perhaps we could do this together, simultaneously at the same time.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, ya little stinker?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Even with my eyes closed, I know when he’s three blocks away.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Manly, yes, but HE’LL like it too.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Smells like teen spirit.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

11th Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Reek’.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The nose knows!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I was born a pun gent and I haven’t groan out of it.

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

And the Lord God created man from the breath of his nostrils….

God, you may want a holy tic-tac.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

God: ”Frend?! Thou shalt spell English better!”

coffeebot
7 years ago

…and I asked the Lord, “but where were you when there were only one set of footprints in the sand?”
He answered me, “under your nose.”

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Reek and ye shall find.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Boyfrend? We don’t need no steeeenking boyfrend!

(Cheater! That was my caption last time round but hey it got thumbs up so why not?)

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Please, God old chap, you didn’t go turn him into a pillar of soap?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

WASH FREE ZONE

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Why is there re-posts?

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

of pictures?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Um . . . I thought that “r” in “boyfrend” was a typo error.
Should’ve been an “i” . . .

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

God: Just follow your nose.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♩ ♪ Where have all the pungent boyfriends gone? ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@iLock: ♫ Long time since bathing…♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@KellogGold: ♫ Halletosis, Halletosis, for our Lord God Almighty reek ♫

emily
emily
7 years ago

He will literally lead you by your nose.

Jøsh
Jøsh
7 years ago

that girl stank like the devil!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Yes Lucy this is God…
Could you be a bit more specific?
I have Aaron Pungent,
Alexander Pungent,
Andre Pungent,
Alastair Pungent
Adam Pungent, ooh there’s quite a few of those!
I might even need a middle name,
that surname is more common than you might think! Hoh hoh hohh!
But not as common so much in Heaven, hoh hoh hee hee hohh!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Halle-Eww!-jah

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Some of my pungentboyfrends are white.

tom
tom
7 years ago

i call him stinky

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