This explains the hair in my drink

This explains the hair in my drink

posted on 27 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

A little off the top, bartender…

Photo courtesy of Nancy Bortz.
 Spa found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I like it when they massage my cocktail.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

What’s the rub

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

coffeebot
7 years ago

THIS is why the chicken crossed the road.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

It’s obviously a typo… it’s suposed to be “Beauty Saloon Message”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Clint Eastwood had a good day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We prepared the seat in which it depilated for you.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Sassoon, spitoon, and muscle tune.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Waxing, whiskey and woohoo!

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Bartender! A Perrier and water, please.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

This bar has a much friendlier sort of bar-girl

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I was wearing shampoo goggles.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Oops, sorry about the Barbicide in your bourbon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

♩ ♪ Where have all the cowboys gone? ♫

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

“They’res only room in this town for one masseuse”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The OK Carol is right next door!

RT
RT
7 years ago

Barber: “The important question about your hairstyle is this: do you feel lucky, punk?”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Beauty Saloon Massage . . .
What’s the massage, um . . . message?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Much better than your typical salon full of cowboys in the middle of a dessert.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Because even Billy the Kid gets tense muscles after stealing and murdering all day. 🙂

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Guess it depends on whether you have a beauty or not.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The best combination of the Salon nd the Saloon since Scott Joplin.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Howdy, Pard’ner. I like your hair.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

The family barber shop outside my apartment proudly proclaims itself as “Ezaki Hair Saloon”…

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

The massage is to make you feel better. The beer is to make ME feel better.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Photo 1: Our beautiful premises.

Photo 2: An unconscious patron who had to much to drink and
twisted her right arm badly in a brawl rests in
the First Aid / Make-Up room.

aydonis
aydonis
7 years ago

Relax and enjoy your massage with our complimentary chew, your own individual spittoon, and bottle of whiskey. Please take all altercations outside, and refrain from harassing the women folk. Ya’ll enjoy your stay now ya hear.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I’m here to drink whiskey and take a mud bath… and I’m all out of whiskey.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Black Bart paid a visit once and tried to do his playing-piano-with-his-gun trick in the shiatsu room, with tragic results.

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