You’ve reached the end of the internet

You’ve reached the end of the internet

posted on 31 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Your are not lost

Photo courtesy of Samuel Bar.
Found in China.  

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Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

My is there

SF
SF
7 years ago

“Their is here” would have been even more confusing.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Are your shaw.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Was there a “s” missing in “are”?

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Wears here

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They found my 100 square metres? I wondered where I left it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Wherever your go, there your are.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

See! We DID promise you a rose garden.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Mine am there.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

All your are belong to us!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Ahhh a Garden of Engrish.

krysto4
krysto4
7 years ago

No I’m Not – I’m Here…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Your ess here
Your tee here
Your ewe here
Your vee here
Your doubleyou here
Your ex here
Your why here
Your zee here

Now you know your R to Z’s, next time won’t your sing along with me

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The sign is incorrect, my is not there.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The Chinese reads “watch out for bumping your head”. Most likely the sign writer did not heed his own warning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I must be very small or just a little bit to the left.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

The last Chinese character on the right looks like a figure running away from the rest while being shot at with evil rays.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Yeah right, and my name is Dengerlus

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Of course I’m here, I’m taking this picture right now.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Rose garden, my are!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

No matter where you go, you’re always there.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

OK, now let me introduce myself: I’m Warning.

You.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I were there

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Does my are look big here?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Jewels – Yeah and the third Chinese character looks like
a Frog-man impatiently waiting for his petrol tank to be refuelled.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

…. but only on Talk Like a Pirate Day. 😛

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Damn if Ire ain’t!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I was wondering where my are was.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

In the Garden of Engrish, baby
Don’t your know that I rove you,
In the Garden of Engrish, honey
Don’t your know that I’ll alrays be true!

(I know it’s not the same without those little musical notes)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Well its about time!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Let the games begin.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

4 Chinese characters translate to 3 Engrish words? Sort of a “Lost in Translation” moment. (“More… intenshity”)

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Please go back…..

……now…..

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

How do they always know where I am?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A rose by any other name would smell as sweat.

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

This it not here ~John Rennon

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@someone. Because your mobile can be tracked.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Lora: You can copy/paste those little musical notes from any dialog box on these pages where you see them. I keep some handy on my notepad. 😉

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Lora. Alternatively. Unlock the NUM LOCK key Then ALT SHIFT 270 269 ie ♫♪ Hold the ALT & SHIFT down simultaneously.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read perfectly?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Lora: Another option is to google something like,
‘Music symbols keyboard’ and they should pop up in a few places
within the search results 🙂

XVYPCMAL
XVYPCMAL
7 years ago

Best engrish ever, your are here (warning)

XVYPCMAL
XVYPCMAL
7 years ago

This sign belong to yours, please run into it.

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